lean liver

someone who has such an intimate attachment to LEAN they would give up their life if given the choice between 1 million dollars and LEAN.

oh my god, did you hear about Amy? she chose to live the life of a LEAN Liver!

by Butterflymoss June 11, 2022

Liver lips

A light to mid-dark skinned black person whose lips & gums have a reddish (liver colored) hue to them. (Often contrasted with the light-skinned High yellow & the dark-skinned Blue gum blacks)

Barrack Obama, Tyler Perry, Will Smith, & "the Rock" are all a bunch of liver lips

(Contrasted against Don Cheadle, Jamie Fox, & Bryan Tyree Henry, who are blue gums; Michael Ealy, Barrack Obama, & "Drake" who are High Yellows)

by Ass Lint September 14, 2023

Orphan livers

When someone is very drunk or high, or otherwise affected in a way that makes them excitable or inebriated

"where's John?"
"Oh he won't be here, he was on the orphan livers again last night"
"And he didn't share?"

by The lemoner April 14, 2025

Fried Liver Attack

When you're having reverse-cowgirl sex with someone and you try to spank them, but miss, and wind up slapping their liver instead.

"Yooo I fucked up last night I accidentally gave Mike the Fried Liver Attack! He's gonna leave me for sure, he threw up everywhere!"

by crabapplesouffle November 23, 2020

Liver

Noun. Lowkey beef. When two people both dont like each other but neither one knows it.

Adam and I dont have beef, we have liver. But dont tell him.

by Nunna903 December 27, 2023

Liver Function Test

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.

Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!

by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022

liver dick

The penis of a failed musician that is covered in a half an inch of bees wax.

Girl 1: "did u hear anita got back together with glen?"
Girl 2: "no way she told me glen has a micro liver dick"

by GreenhouseAntiTheftLeague April 18, 2019