When you’re fucking a girl and she begins to bleed from her vagina, you mix your cum in a cup with her blood, and proceed to dip your fingers in the cup. Begin to draw two lines on her forehead, one on each cheek, and another two on her chin, thus completing the action of Lion Kinging
by Levi Spencer September 2, 2020
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Long ago, before the time of God, there was Pheb. Pheb ruled over the land known as America and its natives.
Pheb emerged from SHACK. A being from the heavens able to create new gods. With that power, SHACK created a new god to help Pheb rule her colonies. This was Big Lion.
But Big Lion never wanted help ruling. He wanted America for himself. So he obliterated Pheb. The natives began building Churches in hopes they would be spared by Big Lion. But Big Lion never spared anyone. He destroyed all of America and its natives.
Oddly enough, he was disappointed with his own actions. He missed having a kingdom to rule. So he merged with SHACK and SHACK merged into the heavens once again.
The land had no natives and no one to protect it. With that knowledge, SHACK created one last being before it ascended. This being was known as the Merciless Sun God, known by humans as The Sun. The Merciless Sun God began climate change, and warmed the planet with its rays. It also froze the planet in I absence. There was no way that the Merciless Sun God could help the planet, but the humans were okay with that. In the end, there was harmony.
Long ago, before the time of God, there was Pheb. Pheb ruled over the land known as America and its natives.
Pheb emerged from SHACK. A being from the heavens able to create new gods. With that power, SHACK created a new god to help Pheb rule her colonies. This was Big Lion.
But Big Lion never wanted help ruling. He wanted America for himself. So he obliterated Pheb. The natives began building Churches in hopes they would be spared by Big Lion. But Big Lion never spared anyone. He destroyed all of America and its natives.
Oddly enough, he was disappointed with his own actions. He missed having a kingdom to rule. So he merged with SHACK and SHACK merged into the heavens once again.
The land had no natives and no one to protect it. With that knowledge, SHACK created one last being before it ascended. This being was known as the Merciless Sun God, known by humans as The Sun. The Merciless Sun God began climate change, and warmed the planet with its rays. It also froze the planet in I absence. There was no way that the Merciless Sun God could help the planet, but the humans were okay with that. In the end, there was harmony.
Person 1: Bro have you heard the story of Big Lion?
Person 2: No???
Person 1: Well let me get out my Bible-
Person 2: No???
Person 1: Well let me get out my Bible-
by thefromsomesun December 8, 2020
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When you jizz in your hand and smear it across a girl's forehead. It is what Rafiki did to Simba with that fruit stuff in the lion king movie.
Boy 1: Hey Man I dare you to lion king that hoe.
Boy 2: OK dude.
Girl: Why did you jizz in your hand and rub it on my forehead asshole?
Boy 2: It's what Rafiki did to Simba with that fruit stuff in the Lion King movie.
Boy 1 and 2: Owned bitch
Boy 2: OK dude.
Girl: Why did you jizz in your hand and rub it on my forehead asshole?
Boy 2: It's what Rafiki did to Simba with that fruit stuff in the Lion King movie.
Boy 1 and 2: Owned bitch
by seandawg October 16, 2007
Get the Lion King that Hoe mug.A term often used to refer to a toy or model train. Lionel is a company that has been making electric trains for over 100 years. Its name has become synonymous with model trains in America. Lionel is often used as a catch-all term for electric trains, whether they are Lionel brand or not. Most of the time, the term refers to the three-rail "O" and "O27" gauge trains. However, it can refer to any model train.
Every holiday season, John has a Lionel running under the Yule tree.
My grandfather used to have Lionels.
My grandfather used to have Lionels.
by Tom from the Shore December 12, 2007
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by matt December 29, 2004
Get the Pedro the Lion mug.These Liots are pretty crazy....
Dude are you being racist?
How?
By saying Liots, that's racist towards asian people who can't help but mix up L's and R's...
No the London Riots had heaps of letters stolen by looters and now the BBC is calling it the Liots.
Oh, I see, errrm, sorry for saying you were racist...
Shut up honky.
Dude are you being racist?
How?
By saying Liots, that's racist towards asian people who can't help but mix up L's and R's...
No the London Riots had heaps of letters stolen by looters and now the BBC is calling it the Liots.
Oh, I see, errrm, sorry for saying you were racist...
Shut up honky.
by towsh.net August 15, 2011
Get the Liots mug.the detroit football club which is never unable to lose a game. no matter what the situation, the lions can always find a way to blow the game...
marked by poor coaching, injuries, empty potential, bad drafting, and losing to minnesoda, and a bad O-line.
marked by poor coaching, injuries, empty potential, bad drafting, and losing to minnesoda, and a bad O-line.
even thought it was 28-14 at the final 2-minuet warning, the detroit lions still foundaway to blow their 12-point lead
by steamboat runner December 28, 2005
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