shit lint

The crumbled specks of toilet paper that fall down after wiping your ass.

Damn it! Who left all the shit lint on the floor again!

Nasty shit lint residue on the seat, wtf.

by Seabiscuit December 4, 2017

desk lint

That weird grey stuff you got all over your hands and arms in elementary school.

"I'm not sitting there, look at all that DESK LINT"

by therealJakeLemon July 7, 2016

Linted

Confused or in a daze after being under the influence

"i'm linted'

by 17171 September 14, 2016

Lint

Referring to someone you deeply dislike

I heard that boy is an fboy. He’s so lint.

by maddog_girl October 19, 2019

Rice lint

Term for a person with a chad level smile and play harvest moon

“Bro ryland is such a rice lint”

by I see you ryland September 16, 2021

lint babies

When you accidentally cum in your belly button and coincidentally happen to have lint in your belly button and you pick it out.

After picking lint babies out your belly button, your finger will smell like death.

by manure2hi2reed August 12, 2021

lint lizard

A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.

Mike is a real lint lizard. He prowls around retirement homes and churches to find his next target.

by ringleader March 17, 2012