damp lettuce

after sex when your pussy still has lubricant in it

My damp lettuce is drying fast.

by taylor chode mister March 22, 2005

Lettuce Kefka

Someone that is God like.

That person is Lettuce Kefka

by *NOT* lettuce Kefka March 25, 2004

Lettuce Game

The lettuce game first came about at a BBQ in Tooting circa May 2022. It is believed it was used by a wise man to befriend/alienate a large group of people at a vegetarian social event. It is unknown exactly how it came about but the rules are clear. Two teams lineup against each other, with each player armed with a lettuce. One by one the players begin munching down on their lettuce once finished the next player in their team can begin eating their tasty lettuce. The winners are the team that finish their lettuce first. The game has become popular in social circles across south west London, it is thought by 2025 almost 20 people will have played the game.

Come on Rory, we could really do with an expert lettuce muncher like yourself to help us win the lettuce game.

by Qwertyuiop69happymeal May 23, 2022

bootleg lettuce

1. bok choy; asian cabbage;

2. Any green, leafy vegetable of dubious origin.

Enzo don't want to be stuck eatin' nothin' but bootleg lettuce and baby food for a week.

by Seattle Jimmy August 3, 2010

Indian Lettuce

Indian lettuce is a bag or a handful of potato chips.

Meant to relay the stereotype that indigenous people eat poorly.
I mean, I do.
That's gotta count for something.
Right?

Bethany had a sandwich with some Indian lettuce on the side.

by PlanetOceanReturns May 3, 2023

Blood lettuce

A woman with a kebab like vagina on her period

Oh man I was ramming this blood lettuce last night I was covered in claret!!

by Jerry hatricks November 3, 2019

Román lettuce

A dingy crack whore

Sally was lookin like román lettuce.

by Gangsterboy24 September 9, 2014