Learned Helplessness

A disease for which the main symptom is never learning how to do simple tasks for yourself. Always asking others to do things for you--especially in the workplace. A carrier of the disease is usually fully dependent on coworkers and the employees below them.

"Hey Susie, I'm going to need you to put postage on this for me. I just never learned how to use the postage machine...I have learned helplessness"

"I've had learned helplessness ever since I got promoted to CEO. Can you copy this double-sided for me? I just can't bring myself to figure it out."

by Angry Rant June 9, 2009

lenneth

A small, hilarious, oompa-loompa like child, who can, on rare occasions, posses mystical dark elf powers. These creatures are among the most confused, befuddled,and otherwise confuzzled beings you will ever meet.

"Whoa look at that Lenneth. He's got some serious dark magic there; too bad he's too confuzzled to be able to use it right."

by Secretman February 29, 2008

Leaned out

To have drank so much syrupyou are no longer fucked upyou're leaned out.

Say cuz, yu leaned out?"Man, i'm leaned the fuck out cuz"

by yurbeauty December 9, 2008

Leanna

An amazingly hot girl, someone u would want to ask out right away becuz she could be taken at any minute.

she is worth it. so dont let her leave u

dude, look at that chick,
thats a leanna!

by tocool4skool August 7, 2011

rogue learner

self-educated person who relies on alternate sources for learning, for example online, mentors, self-directed research, "school of hard knocks"; person who believes that traditional educational institutions do not have a monopoly on education; person who relies on their own assessment of what is important to learn and sources their own education

"The children were free to explore, went to movies if they wished, could spend the day skateboarding, reading, or doing science experiments like making potato guns or rockets. Sometimes they spent prolonged hours online or at the library researching their current obsession and over the course of several years all became rogue learners, and eventually each one a success in a wide variety of fields. None of them had a degree, or even a high school diploma."

by Veritas 11 March 12, 2010

Leaner

When a person leans their back against a wall, usually outside, and defecates.

"Man, look at that shit stain on that wall, someone did a Leaner!"

by Seeley89 February 21, 2017

Leanna

A beautiful woman who is cherished for eternity. As the goddess she truly is

Leanna is a beautiful goddess

by Matterhatterslave February 11, 2021