indian landing boat club (ilbc)

ILBC is the best place ever! Everyone there is like family, so so close. It's a club on a river, a beautiful setting. theres a pool, basketball court, clubhouse, tennis courts, canoeing, floating dock, islands to swim to...clay mountain. Such the best place to spend your summer. Everyones always down there, we refer to it as our second home. WE LOVE ILBC! <33

indian landing boat club (ilbc) is my life!

name here: hey are you going to ILBC today?
other name here: duh its the best place ever

<3

by wachoochie September 14, 2006

Laying Brick

A term used to describe heavy sexual activity; to rail; complete and absolute sexual toil

Dude, this chick was so horny, I was laying brick like a true champion until sunrise.

by El Guy November 18, 2005

Landing Strip

The small strip of pubic hair a female leaves guiding the way to her vagina.

No man, she does not shave but she does have a nice little landing strip.

by Doc_G December 12, 2006

Layin' Boom

Defecating in large, continuous boluses while making your presence on the toilet known with loud flatulence.

These hamburgers are so juicy, and this salad is divine, but I know I'm going to be layin' boom at work tomorrow morning.

by PeanutButterDefense May 14, 2010

Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone
3. A healthy bowel movement

Ex. 1

Chandler: Check it out broseph: I'm Laying a Demo for my soon to be hit song.

Taylor: Really? What's it called?

Chandler: It's called "We Make Crap Music and You Love Us For it." Think of it as System of a Down meets KISS.

Taylor: Awesome. Bet it hits No. 1.

Ex. 2

Killa G Dogg (rapping): "Punk ass suckas be comin to the Yoch to schlemo / I pull out the strap and start Laying a Demo"

Ex. 3

DeAndre: I just ate four slices of convenience store pizza, dusted four cups of convenience store coffee, and chugged a 4-0. My stomach is rumbling!

DeMarcus: And you're gonna be Laying a Demo in a moment!

by ZXY&ABC October 5, 2022

Nicaraguan Landing Crew

To sucsessfully complete this sexual feat one must have a large bed under a balcony. The male requests his partner climb atop the bed, hindparts pointed to the ceiling, with a road flare inserted into her rectum. She will serve as the landing crew. The male then takes his position on the balcomy, with all lights turned down, makes the decent to the runway. Leap from the balcony and make your entry into the vagina. This stunt carries a high risk factor and should only be attempted after an introductory training session.

After watching those Evel Keneivel videos last night i got the urge for a Nicaraguan Landing Crew.

by Matt Lorenz April 8, 2008

spot the landing

To drop a comment, joke, etc. during conversation at the perfect time.

Jon Stewart can spot the landing like no other.

by 2004 b. May 16, 2006