lach

Sick guy with a huge erect penis

Lach is a sick lad

by Theboiiiiiiiiiii October 30, 2018

Lachlan

O:)

Person 1: Lachlan you are so O:)

by dsfghj November 13, 2012

Lachanophobia

fear of broccoli, carrots, lettuce, beets and all the other fucking vegetables in the world.

Idiot: OMG THE POTATO WANTS TO KILL ME!
Sane: you don't have Lachanophobia Idiot don't be such a pussy.

by acowfrog July 21, 2009

Holey Moley Lachlan Doley!!!!

A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.

Holey moley lachlan doley!!! Is that Candice fae doon the road wi a new luminus pink hairbobble????

by JR March 29, 2004

Lachlan

Maddest cunt out, pulls bitches left and right.

Fuck there's Lachlan he's so hot

by Bazley October 23, 2017

Lachancin' it

When you lower your standards and have sex with someone that you would likely get an STD from.

"Look at that haggard chick Mark is hittin' on,"
"Yeah, He's totally lachancin' it tonight."

by PCHR December 19, 2008

Lachlan

An annoying person who will not let you do your work.

Shut Up your being a Lachlan

by Toast Addict December 4, 2019