Lambert

Adjective
1. The chaos that follows an individual as they move from country to country, usually not of their own making.

"Have you seen what's happened to the UK government?"
"Yeah, but Tom just left the country so it makes sense. Classic Lambert"

by notselwonk October 20, 2022

Seth lambert

the best man you will ever meet always smiling someone you always want to be around perfect hair and a great smile.

Seth lambert is a very athletic man and very attractive

by No one is my name May 25, 2017

Miss Lammerding

Dumb person, who says actually more times in a lesson than there are atoms in the universe.

Person 1: Actually, I think you will find that actually that is actually wrong.
Person 2: Stop being a miss Lammerding dumb*ss.

by Prickly Cactus February 19, 2019

Reverse lambering

Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.

Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Louis Lambert

Arguably the superior member of the hit band Inhaler.

“Oh what is the name of the guy in the band Inhaler, the best me ever”

“Ryan McMahon, Josh Jenkinson”

“NO”

“Oh you mean Louis Lambert@

by squirtcobain April 22, 2021

Jacob lambert

If you run when you get caught with a vape

Don’t do the jacob lambert

by the cheeseburger October 1, 2021

Kayleigh Lamere

Kayleigh is in love with Emily.

Kayleigh Lamere, why are you so in love with Emily?

by Badussay October 11, 2021