tire kicker

A person who acts or thinks they're interested in purchasing a car that they can most likely not afford to buy. They spend a majority of their time trying to find things wrong with the car that's for sale by complaining the car is the wrong color,(when they knew that it was that color in the first place), its an automatic instead of a stick (but if it were a stick he'd want an automatic) or its missing a few features that they really wanted, like the irrelevant windshield washers on the headlights. Tire kickers generally low ball you on the first offer, just to see how desperate you are. They generally test your will to sell it to them by their indecision. Most tire kickers are indecisive car buyers who are cheapskates at heart, that will never fix the things or faults they find wrong on the car thats for sale if they buy it.

Tommy the tire kicker was testing Johns patience with the list of things he didn't like about the car.

by Dion 67 October 20, 2007

cock knocker

Mild insult, popularized by Kevin Smith movies.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

womb knocker

(noun) a penis long enough to bang into the tip of the cervix regardless of the sex position used

Karen felt ecstatic, she had finally found a man who fucked her with a womb knocker.

by Jake January 10, 2004

gold knocker

Big Gold earrings that resemble a door knocker. It so gawdy you cant wear them for a job interview. Many young ladies from the crib wear them

Girl, look at those gold knockers she wearing. Doesn't her ear hurt wearing those things?

by L1 August 15, 2007

knackered

Exhausted. now can be used entirely freely of any sexual connection.

I'm absolutley knackered, i've been working all day.

by zimo August 15, 2004

nippon knucker

Fingering technique where the male curls his index and middle fingers like he's gripping the trigger of an M1 carbine and applies steady, rhythmic pressure just inside the vagina. This activates the Orgasmic Crescent: the urethra, G-spot, clitoris, and clitoral network.

Jill: He performed a sex move on me with his hand that no man has ever come close to competing with.

Jacky: That must have been the Nippon Knucker, I love Asian men.

by YodellingYack November 3, 2011

knacker

1) originaly this was used as a nickname given to the bad members of the traveling community of the united Kingdom, and the Republic of Ireland.

2) but now it can be used to describe anyone who is a scumbag/rough, not just travellers

3) also means testicles

see also --- chav, sham, traveller, pikey, scumbag, council estate, football hooligan,

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{travelling community}
" these knackers walked into the bar last night, and started a fight when they couldnt get served "
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{scumbag/rough}
bob - " aw man, theres a bunch of knackers trying to get on the bus... "
billy - " crap... "
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{testicles}
"OW !!! godammit, you kicked me right in the knackers !!!"
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by Emperor Bubba April 5, 2005