Kerfuffalite

Someone who by means of lack of brain power induced by plain stupidity, alcohol or similar brain affecting substances gets themselves into a bit of a pickle - or kerfufuffle

After spending the evening in the pub Julie attempted to get home on her bicycle but ended up in a bit of a kerfuffle trying to get on it. Upon observing this her charming friends comment on what a kerfuffalite she is

by maddmazz October 23, 2012

Kerfingus

A walrus like vagina that oozes froyo while ejaculating. It is often found shivering and chattering its 17 rows of shark like teeth.

(Tusks included)

My kerfingus is really itchy.

I'm about to eat this kerfingus cream.

by BulgingButthole May 3, 2014

kerfuffled

baffled, completely confused about something that just happened.

Kimmy was kerfuffled after seeing her new math homework.

by Thaguy May 22, 2015

Kerfipersnickle

Kerfipersnickle; A word meaning nothing, but created to annoy people because they don't think it's real

Ian asked for a word he didn't know so I made up Kerfipersnickle to annoy him. Ha

by Depressinghigh June 15, 2015

Kerfuflenucker

A word mainly used to yell when in anger or pain

Kerfuflenucker I dropped my pwant butter and jelly

by Tarikswiffer January 23, 2016

kerfoot

Without a doubt the angriest man you will ever meet. Woe betide those who annoy Kerfoot with their own ignorance. Also usually a very grumpy person.... Aka mood Hoover.

You got out of bed the wrong side today didn't you, you Kerfoot!

by RedLeaderOne April 30, 2016

Kerfluffle

A mess of objects or scheduling that often results in chaos.

"Everything in my life is such a kerfluffle right now."

"Sorry I was late, my schedule is such a kerfluffle today.

by LesDiscordeCarter September 8, 2016