like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

kicking ass

when someone places his foot squarely upon a person/group/metaphysical object and shouts "I'm kicking your ass!!!"

I'm kicking ass and taking names

by mxHalo March 9, 2005

kisking a wean

Verb. to shove a spoon up a hippos buttocks while spreading mayonnaise on a monkey.

"Yo dude, my Mom was out of town so i was kisking a wean with my baby brother when I decided it was time to shave."

by Justice Colon January 15, 2009

Kirking

(verb) A term for all the times in a sci-fi show and/or movie that a character has sex with an alien. A reference to Captian Kirk from Star Trek, often used in a phrase such as "Kirking it up"

Commander Richer from Star Trek Next Generation kirking it up a lot this episode.

by DrMaskWolf February 27, 2011

Kirking Out

Leaving the scene, your communication is over. One who has either left the scene or has ended his/her conversation.

What Captain Kirk said when he was done speaking with someone on the communicator.

I am kirking

by Les B. Labbauf June 4, 2004

my food baby is kicking

An expression used when eating too much (and thus getting a food baby) induces a stomach ache. Often associated with menstrual cramps exacerbated by over-eating. "Baby" may also be pronounced "bebe".

Why did I eat that third piece of pizza and then the fro yo? My food baby is kicking like hell.

by Architect of Destruction October 25, 2010

you're kicking my donkey

to express frustration

Marissa you're kicking my donkey. Let's get this issue addressed.

by CGP November 13, 2007