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Kite yards suck

Take the first letter in each word to get the abbreviation "kys"
"You suck!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.
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Kite

The albino character in the popular Japanese animated show: Hunter x Hunter from the Chimera Ant Arc
Person A: Oh my gosh Kite is such a badass!
Person B: I know omg! But it was sad that he was reborn as a chimera ant
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bitch-ass kite

The standard quadrilateral flying kite intersected by sticks at its vertices. Known as a "bitch-ass kite" due to its use by young children.
Did you see Jimmy flying his bitch-ass kite?
by nullptr July 25, 2022
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Mississippi kite

A black man handing from a tree.

Commonly used by white people in the Deep South prior to the Civil War.
I was going for a walk through a small town and came across a tree full of Mississippi kites.
by Shlingdaddy February 14, 2024
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Flying the kite

Jezebel must be flying the kite. Seems like her time of the month.
by Smysizzle July 3, 2011
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Urban Kite

Aka: plastic grocery bag, plastic bag; a plastic grocery bag that is easily caught by the wind and ends up in treetops. This event can occur when shoppers are careless about their environment, and throws bags on the ground. It can also be caused by spilling out of overflowing trash cans, and cars filled with junk, often unbeknownst to vehicle occupants, as they step out on the ground.

Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.

Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.
Johnny, close the car door and grab that urban kite that's stuck on your foot. Do you want it to end up in the trees?

Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.
by Cravicky July 2, 2016
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Fly a kite

1. An outside hobby that needs wind to power, good to do in Spring and Fall!

2. An idiom to tell someone to go away.
1: name: Let’s go fly a kite, name!

2: name: hey wanna do this? Or this? Or this? Or even thi-
name 2: go fly a kite.
by Peppa lol March 28, 2022
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