by CJM July 25, 2004
An extraordinarily unwise decision, having immediate and profound detrimental effects on one's own finances, health, and general well-being. Quite often a person committing a Kirk move will find themselves homeless, addicted to a wide variety of intoxicants, and suffering from one or more advanced venereal infections.
by G-Nizzie February 03, 2010
by Synthetikax July 07, 2009
1. the act of being the first gay man with whom a straight man has ever had any sexual relations. Derived from the 1960s TV show “Star Trek” and suggesting that the gay man is “going where no man has gone before.”
“That guy had never even had any guy other than his doctor touch his junk so I was totally Captain Kirking It.”
by Filmgeek2112 April 02, 2011
Guitarist in Metallica.
The guy loves his pentatonics and wah FAR too much.
Somebody slap the silly weapon and tell him to turn off the wah.
The guy loves his pentatonics and wah FAR too much.
Somebody slap the silly weapon and tell him to turn off the wah.
by madetowreck May 20, 2010
Being defined: Kirk Colombano, usually with a first name of Elsa or Elisa, consistently flirts with boys. Usually short, around 5 feet and blond, with European ancestry. Has manboobs.
by Hehevdhhajwndbdb March 23, 2020