Woodstock, Illinois

pretty dope town. went to school here, pretty lit

“yoo bro i went to school in woodstock, illinois.”
“sick daddy.”

by devyn rufus July 16, 2022

We party hearty...(rhyme; origin Taylorville, Illinois @1987)

We party hearty
We drink Bacardi

We smoke
We toke
We all do coke
We do shrooms and crank
We like it when our minds go blank!

Just a saying/rhyme/poem
We party hearty...(rhyme; origin Taylorville, Illinois @1987)

by NobodyHereButUsChickens June 26, 2021

Southeastern Illinois College

see favoritism

Southeastern Illinois College in Harrisburg is rife with favoritism.

by your fool September 16, 2003

OSWEGO ILLINOIS

Oswego Illinois is the BEST TOWN EVER. some people think it sucks because they are chicago wannabes, but it is actually a lot of fun if your not inside whining and playing video games all day. Like going for a run out into the country or visiting the village grind orr dairy hut! Theres also a nice library and a pool ( the civic center) . I loveeeeeeeeeee OSWEGO (: all yu oswego haterss go move to chicagoo !

person: OSWEGO ILLINOIS is so boring.
person2: No its not.

by XC57777 December 23, 2010

Illinois Maled

When one is either suddenly ignored, and/or when one person signs off without a proper farewell.

Guy: So what do you do for fun?
Girl: I like to play watch movies, listen to music, and hang out with friends, you?
-Guy has signed off-
Girl to random friend: He totally just Illinois Maled me!

by turrica June 13, 2010

Illinois Wesleyan University

A small-ass school that no one really cares about. People who go there are rich or in crippling debt. All the guys are either ugly or douchebags and all the girls are either ugly or frat rats. All of the student-athletes think they're the shit even though the school is D3. A wide range of intelligence is at Illinois Wesleyan: smart and poor people or rich and stupid people. Greek life is huge at Wesleyan. The sororities don't explicitly have beef with each other but every frat thinks they're top house (besides acacia who are we kidding). The most common phrase of frat boys at Wesleyan is "fuck (insert another frat here)". None of them have great reputations. People who aren't in Greek life or student-athletes are basically like adults who have gone back to college: focused on school work and think all other college students are fucking degenerates. If you go to Illinois Wesleyan you will complain about it 24/7 until you are forced to go home with your family and then you will remember that no adults/police on-campus give a fuck about what you do and you will miss it.

John: Hey I heard you go to some bullshit school called Illinois Wesleyan, what the fuck is that?

Sheila: Yeah you probably haven't heard about, but you can open carry alcohol, unlike at ISU where if you say vodka above whisper volume you'll get arrested.

John: Sweet let's party then

Sheila: okay looks like we're going to tke

Illinois Wesleyan University: the rich kid's shithole

by 🅱️oneless May 6, 2020

Illinois Tickle Whipper

When you tickle the tip of the the penis, put a whip inside and crack the whip whilst it is inside.

We got so freaky last night dude, we even pulled an Illinois Tickle Whipper, it hurt soooo good.

by Trazhina July 4, 2023