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Kiddo

used mainly online by people wanting to pretend that they are cooler and older than they actually are. sure showed them, bro.
Anon_1: whatever you say kiddo B).
Anon_2: isn't a little past your bedtime bud? you've got school in the morning.
Anon_1: Uhm, I'm actually like way older than you, I'm 20 AT LEAST.
by Double-You Double-You October 4, 2023
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kiddornification

A definition I made together with an AI chatbot of the Postal Dude.

The gutwrenching, sad process that can ruin and does ruin the lives of men before they can even be called one.

It is when some degenerate (such as a hentai addict) indirectly and inadvertently increases a minor's degeneracy and horniness, sadly, often a prepubescent child.

For example, the #1 Stroker to big japanese cartoon breasts posts an unfunny reddit meme about how the hentai he jacks off to is better than in real life women. Jimmy, aged 5 who just got done watching the 70th episode of Skibidi Toilet sees the Reddit meme, and gets his first ever exposure to porn. This gives him a tiny boner and he starts wanting more of the brainrottingly horny content. 6 years later, he gets a severe addiction to porn.

Monitor your kids, parents. I get privacy and all of that, but seriously, you know what? Just avoid that whole loophole and only give that little thing a phone until it's mature enough to get out of your house and make a business on it's own.
Kiddornification. That's what has just been explained.

I'll use my example letters here just to give you all a lecture.

We can all agree on one thing. There's too much porn and too many kids on the internet at the same time. Little, little kids. We need to be more strict.

Parents, I have advice of you. Never let those little droolers get even a grip on a phone or iPad until they're at least 15 or 16 years old. Maybe even 13 if your kid's a disciplined Shaolin monk.

Kids are dumb, but they're innocent. Don't let that innocence be tainted for no good reason.

If you're ever going to post porn on the internet, as a religious person myself, I think you're in the wrong. Not for the reason of the kids, but because I personally find porn.. you know.. Bad. But if you do post porn and theres some kids out there who find out what a boner is because of it, know it's not your fault.

It's somebody elses fault. Somebody who raised that kid themselves.

There's no shortcuts to parenting. You can't give a 5 year old an iPad with internet access and expect them to use it well.

As a parent, you should learn to cherish your child, and learn to not let them fall into these kinds of things.

If your kid ever makes a mistake, help them learn and grow from it.
by mysteriousdudenumber5 January 31, 2024
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kiddo

by I look like a bookshelf February 18, 2024
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Kiddeo

Noun - A motivational football related video, normally released on or around match day stating the importance of the fixture and concluding with an accurate description of the size of the game.
I can’t wait for the upcoming Kiddeo that’s going to drop this game day!
by UTFC April 3, 2024
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kiddovers

When your kids don’t eat their dinner and instead of making dinner for yourself you drink beer and eat their leftovers on all of the plates
My damn kids didn’t eat their dinner so I drink beer and cleaned all of their plates so I didn’t have to prepare my own food thank god for kiddovers
by Tommy 2 times March 25, 2025
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Kiddo

A guy that has been celibate For long and couldn’t get laid no matter how much he tries.
I’ve been Kiddo for a while
by Ari’B November 18, 2025
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Kiddy Bomb

The act of filling a large balloon with semen and pushing it into her open vagina. And squeezing the end of the balloon releasing it into the vaginas, increasing the chance of pregnancy due to the large release of sperm. Hence kiddy bomb.
Yo me and Tyler actually going down to the store to buy some balloons to kiddy bomb later.
by BiggieChudTown69 January 12, 2026
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