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Kermit

You should join him in heaven (or what ever you call a burning pit in witch you suffer for eternity. Kidding)

A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.

F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT

The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style
by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019
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The Kermit

To uncontrollably breath loud while snapping the arm bones of underage humans.
I just pulled the Kermit on those assholes at the playground!
by McLovinDeez May 21, 2021
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Kermit

The loving dummy thick boi we all love *drinks lipton tea*
"Kermit is such a bean"
by YEE.YEE.JUICE October 25, 2019
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Kermit Stick

two Kermit heads on the bottom with a long stick leading up to a giant Kermit head.

when you squeeze the heads at the bottom a needle pops out at the top head which can inject meme juice into someone instantly killing them
todd go shove a Kermit stick down your throat
by RamerRihno27 December 10, 2018
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Kermit

'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
Person: "Dude, this made me so depressed, I'm gonna kermit."
by lowaltitude October 21, 2018
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Kermit

To go Kermit is to get very, very drunk off of something that isn't alcohol. This is most commonly done with Lipton tea.
Yesterday I got completely Kermit off some Lipton and re-invented the microchip💀.
by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK December 2, 2024
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kermit the frog

a green puppet that has most likely commited many war crimes in his past… we dont talk about it
kermit the frog: frog who commited war crimes
by i forgor my name February 16, 2025
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