Gay Karma

The act of making fun of gays or gay marriage in anyway, then intern giving birth to a gay child.

Did you hear Tom and Kim's son is gay?

Yeah! Didn't Tom make fun of gay marriage when the law was passed in NY?

Oh yeah! He did.

Sounds like a bad case of Gay Karma.

by Sjbora June 28, 2011

Karma Credit

Positive balance of karma, based on you doing something helpful or positive for someone else without the person having the opportunity to return the gesture, either due to circumstances or because such returns are declined.

1)A: Hey dude, here's the notes I took from the lecture you missed yesterday.

B: That's great! How can I return the favour?

A: Well you can blow me, otherwise just chalk it up on my karma credit.

2)A: Man I must have quite a karma credit now for taking one for the team being the fall guy.

B:Word.

by Meaniesg February 28, 2011

Insta-karma

Insta-karma is just a better sounding version of instant karma it is when someone does something either rude or something nice and then has something bad or something good happen to them almost instantaneously.

My sister called me a Jackass and on her way into the kitchen she slipped and fell on her ass, talk about Insta-karma

by Crazywrestler July 21, 2009

Cigarette Karma

The points you get by giving total strangers cigs

This guy better give me a cig! I have so much cigarette karma points!

by unimart September 25, 2009

Karma Cap

When you're talking mad shit, a thing you say whilst gesturing a cap being over your head (in the form of a triangle) to protect oneself from receiving any bad Karma. A way to ward it off.

Saily: Her forehead is so big! OMG Erika, fucking Karma Cap! *Gestures triangle cap over head*

by Cristi<3 May 25, 2008

Karma

Whatever you do comes back to you.
Negative Karma means bad juju
Positive Karma is good juju

Karma is a bitch. Especially when you annoy others.

by *starstruck* January 3, 2015

karma slap

The act of something coming back to bite you in the ass. Comparable to the phrase "What goes around comes around"

Ted-"Bill!" "Don't laugh at the homeless people!"

Bill- "Why not?"

Ted- "Because you will get Karma Slapped thats why!"

by Tinfoil Helmet June 1, 2006