1. The journalistic equivalent of reheated cafeteria leftovers — rushed, messy, and guaranteed to make you regret consuming it. Facts are half-cooked, quotes are cherry-picked, and Twitter drama is treated like Watergate.
2. Reporting so desperate for clicks it sacrifices accuracy, nuance, and dignity. Think: screenshots of tweets as “investigations,” anonymous DMs as “whistleblowers,” and influencers’ bad hair days framed as “the downfall of society.”
2. Reporting so desperate for clicks it sacrifices accuracy, nuance, and dignity. Think: screenshots of tweets as “investigations,” anonymous DMs as “whistleblowers,” and influencers’ bad hair days framed as “the downfall of society.”
by Uhhhhh BaaaAAaased August 31, 2025
Get the Slop Journalismmug. (noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.
by boobylips January 28, 2014
Get the drunk journalmug. Hym "YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM! THAT'S YOU! Every time you report on this you are committing a deliberate lie of ommission! And you are doing it either because you are complicit or you're delusional about your ability to use this moment to garner more power for yourselves. Power you will use to be just as authoritarian as they are. And I'm living proof that that's the case."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
Get the Failure of Journalismmug. the local news which revolves around the chaotic city of salisbury including 2 girls the age of 12 and 15 getting assaulted by boys who were 7 and 9 (useless bitches) and also some random shit that would be going down in the shithole town of andover which is in hampshire not wiltshire IDK what to say anymore so yeah
by big fat tubby December 27, 2022
Get the Salisbury Journalmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Genres Are Expressive Notions That Are Expressed Whilst Journal With Any Material/Object, Also Know As "'Jump Scares'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Genres Are Expressive Notions That Are Expressed Whilst Journal With Any Material/Object, Also Know As "'Jump Scares'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Genres Are Expressive Notions That Are Expressed Whilst Journal With Any Material/Object, Also Know As "'Jump Scares'"<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Final Three Versus The Three Journals (The Brothers Grimm): The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Final Three Versus The Three Journals (The Brothers Grimm): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025
Get the The Final Three Versus The Three Journals (The Brothers Grimm): The First Juvenile Release.mug. a substitution for the word masturbation so you can talk about it in polite company without arousing suspicion.
Writing in your journal is a very stress relieving activity.
I need some private time to write in my journal.
I like it when my girlfriend comes over because we can write in each other's journal.
I need some private time to write in my journal.
I like it when my girlfriend comes over because we can write in each other's journal.
by journal-writer86 November 18, 2011
Get the writing in your journalmug.