Grumperson Jones

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.

Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!

by Emily Jones-Parker July 28, 2010

Taiwan Jones

To fail the fuck out ya midterm

college student 1: how'd u do on the test

college student 2: i stayed up real late the night before partying and probably taiwan jonesd it

by BigBadBuc October 20, 2017

Davy Jones Syndrome

Davy Jones Syndrome is best Described as the Other end of Love Blindness or Obsession, It is also the Terrible Aftermath of Large-Scale Goldigging or having a Camgirlfriend, For instance, If a Guy(We'll Call a "Davy") falls madly in Love with a Girl(We'll call a "Calypso"), and that Girl offers similar Affection, but at a price, Such as Money, Favours or Other Things, Sometimes the "Davy" offers the "Calypso" things and gives anything at the cost of their own Wellbeing and Health (Literally giving their Heart away, like Davy Jones),If the "Calypso" who is using the "Davy" gets what they want, they will then Leave or Ghost the "Davy" until they Lose interest, this doesn't usually happen, and the Poor soul who has been Used continues to try and talk to them or contact them, they then realise that and feel Betrayed and used, resulting to them feeling enraged and Angered, despising anyone who they associate with the "Calypso", this makes the "Davy" extremely hostile any new form of Love or Affection, because that "Calypso" was everything to them, If that "Calypso" reconciles with the "Davy" the Syndrome Ceases or is Nulled for a Perioid of Time, But it leaves the "Davy" at risk of doing everything they did before.

Lionel: "Did you hear that Emily Blocked Steve?"
Brian: "Yeah, He's not reacting well, he's acting as he'll Never Love Again"
Lionel: "Sounds like a Proper Case of Davy Jones Syndrome"

by Minitru January 4, 2019

Gorilla Jones

Another word for a federal agent.

Fed: Hey, can I have your address?
Person: No thanks Gorilla Jones

by chief_hates_em March 21, 2021

Aiden Jones

Wears shorts in the winter, eats black tar heroine, and sparingly plays Fortnite. Murdered 12 Jewish midgets/vampires in a mass killing spree in the 90s. Won 3 awards for Nathan hot dog eating competition. Broke into the asylum to see some guy named Jacob, who helped him with his other murders. Went to heaven.

Ooh it’s aiden Jones… run

by Godiswatchingyouaiden February 15, 2022

nelson jones

Fat fucking slob

Nelson Jones is always eating

by Nelsonhater April 11, 2022

Jonas Brothers

A Word that when you type in "Jonas Brother" in Urban Dictionary, you get a bunch of hate comments saying they are shitty. But if you search Joe Jonas you get a bunch of girly positive comments for some reason.

1. Joe Jonas 1124 up, 513 down

a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers

very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas

1. Jonas Brothers 3883 up, 1774 down

A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today.

by Jonas?? August 2, 2009