joned

verb. The combination of the two words owned and jewed.
A person getting jewed, and thus owned.

Corban: Man, the apartment complex kept all of out deposit even though there was nothing wrong with it!

Dallas: Yeah, we got joned!

by hidden lawyer April 26, 2006

Jone Bone

Popping a Boner while listening to the Jonas Brothers.

"Wow, that guy has a MASSIVE jone bone right now.

by ConmaniaC March 30, 2008

joner

a joner is the bump in your jeans that looks like a boner also known as a genis

oh damn look at that joner it's bigger than yesterday

by chinchonlebichacha June 18, 2014

Joner

When someone gets a boner from listening to or thinking about the Jonas brothers.

I was listening to my new jonas brothers cd and I got a huge joner!

by Megzok February 19, 2009

jone

To smoke marijuana. To get high.

Hey bro lets go jone after work.

by joner5000 December 10, 2010

jonbenet

verb. To exploit or pervert innocence, bringing about its destruction.

Don't jonbenet a perfectly good hamster by putting it up your ass.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009

janen

A sexy hunk with a HUGE dick. Very rare name that means more than whats known. Very talented. Very athletic.

Yo guys it's Janen!!!
Whoa you're such like Janen

by YOTYEETslump April 3, 2018