Martin Johnson

Martin Johnson is from Boston, Massachusetts. He is the lead singer/guitarist/frontman of the rock band Boys Like Girls. He writes lyrics, one of them called "Dance Hall Drug," which is about losing your virginity. Martin may recognize people from myspace whenever he sees them at shows.

Martin Johnson, the lead singer of Boys Like Girls, will rock your world.

by Ritter's Tina February 2, 2007

Kelly Johnson

Clarence "Kelly" Johnson.
Legendary Chief Research Engineer at Lockheed. This guy designed the p-38, the Connie, the f-80, the f-104, the U-2, the Blackbird.
Serious kick-ass genius this Kelly Johnson, not like the cocksucking Kelly Johnsosn bitches in this page...

These bitches dont deserve to be called Kelly Johnson

by Hugh G Rection February 17, 2005

Boris Johnson

The "Satan of England" and the "English Donald Trump"

"Nobody likes Boris Johnson"
"I know right"

by Boris Johnson 2019 November 3, 2019

Lia Marie Johnson

One of the prettiest and most perfect girls on youtube. Lia is a singer, actress and plays the guitar and she is very talented at all 3. She has a gorgeous smile that lights up the world. Her birthday is November 23 1996 and she lives in San Diego. Her own channel has over 200,000 subscribers and she also appears on a few other shows like My Music and Teens React.

youtube.com/liamariejohnson
twitter.com/LiaMarieJohnson
facebook.com/LiaMarieJohnsonFanPage

Billy: I love Lia Marie Johnson more than anything in the world.
Morgan: Creeeeeper!!

by BiggestLiaFanAUS October 17, 2012

Johnson highschool

A school filled with rich white kids, carring around their hydro flask covered in amazon stickers, who think they’re badass after they sell a half empty mango pod out of a bathroom stall.

Yeah brad? The one that juuls in the bathroom then thinks he’s badass? Yeah he’s goes to johnson highschool.

by Username5569 January 29, 2019

magic johnson

A basketball legend who revolutionized the game, but who's career was cut short when he contracted HIV. For a basketball player's game to be compared to Magic Johnson is a high honor.

Oh, snap! Did you see homeboy pull off that no-look behind-the-back pass? That kid's the next Magic Johnson!

by D.L. Crosse January 21, 2007

Norm Johnson

A person who does not know the material they are expected to instruct.

"Mr. Johnson doesn't know anything about history even though he is the history teacher."

"I know he pulled a real Norm Johnson."

by Shamrock Shrew May 20, 2009