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Joey

A Feminine "male" who is girlish enough to be "metro", yet too "manly" to be gay.

Or so the Joey says. .
"Like. .Ohmigosh, he is SUCH a Joey with that man-purse of his. ."
by Anonymousasyourmom December 15, 2008
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A stupid racist and homophobic person that is probably a fuck boy but Arielle still likes him anyway because she likes fuckboys
Wow Joey is such an asshole
by 22Windows June 14, 2019
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joeying

Upon denial of suggestion, relentless tactical assault commences until submission
After hours of joeying, Brian finally submitted to anal
by syndrognito October 2, 2015
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Joey:
An awesome -sister in law- who manages to pretend to like me EVERYDAY. That's a whole superpower on its own because I’m a handful x 2. ALWAYS extremely polite and smiley, A STRONG AND INDEPENDENT WOMAN who along with her sister, *SIDE NOTE* (you share clothes but have different styles, that's pretty impressive in my book, which means absolutely nothing and shouldn’t be used as a means of measurements but still) HAS 🔥 OUTFITS. A really cool human being, JOEY.
-Yasmeen, the yeetest sister in law of them all
-"She your sister-in-law?"
-"Not just my sister-in-law, that's my Joey right there, the best."
by Makan31114 November 9, 2018
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The human equivalent of a kangaroo. Got some brawn but no brain.
Person 1: ugh he's such a Joey
Person 2: I know right? look at those arms... but where's his brain?

Person 1: definitely between his legs. In the wrong head.
by The only guy thats sane-ish September 27, 2018
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A soft drink named after the first boy who requested the beverage, a Joey is much like a Shirley Temple or a Roy Rogers, but instead of Ginger Ale or Coke it’s Dr Pepper with grenadine. Essentially it’s cherry soda with even more cherry syrup added in.
And what would you like to drink, sir?”

“I’ll have a Joey”

“Sorry?”

“A Joey. It’s just a Shirley Temple but with Dr Pepper”
by Reginlief June 9, 2018
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A male who jerks off at sleepovers
Joey: Want to sleep over?
James: Yah sure sounds great!
Joey: Where the lotion at? *beats meat*
by Jeffbar July 6, 2019
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