Jesse 

LISTEN HERE MOTHERFUCKERS IM A MOTHERFUCKEN GIRL AND MY NAME IS SPELLED JESSE WITHOUT AN I AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN DOG

Jesse licks dogs asshole European slut

Jesse by Daddy28;88485 April 14, 2019

Jesse 

He makes the people around him laugh and cry at the same time. He enjoys eating lots of bananas that turn his skin yellow. Thinks he is a fictional character named Klaus and also assumes the identity of a female witch. Is an Apple scum and hates Horton hears a who. Part of a panda gang. Would approach with caution.

Guy 1: Man, look at that weirdo.
Guy 2: Yeah i bet he's a Jesse

Jesse by Butter Beer Bender May 15, 2015

Jesse 

Jesse is a CHIP :D
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Jesse is a chip
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Jesse by xannaxsmithx January 12, 2008

Jesse 

Jesse is the kid in school who knows a lot about a couple of subjects but only useless facts. He is generally tall with dirty blond hair and turquoise eyes. Generally has a loose sense of humor but can make you laugh even if you're mad at him. If you are a girl reading this jesses generally have large dicks. If your a guy not by the name of Jesse, have fun I have no advise for you. If your a guy named Jesse then listen up, you are one of two things. Either ugly or hot as hell. If your ugly you have two choices. One: you are ugly but aren't usually a huge dick. Two: your ugly and are a dick. If one applies then good job you have hope to not die a virgin. If two applies then your hopeless. If your hot you have one choice. Not dying a virgin. Good job.

OMG he is such a Jesse. I should bang him.

Jesse by jesserplex July 19, 2017

Jesse 

A person who gets your group of friends into trouble and bolts it before the teacher comes to see you.

Teacher: BOYS, OVER HERE
Jack: Where is Max?
Nic: Oh no, he's done a Jesse.

Jesse by NasTeBoi August 5, 2017

Jesse 

A Jesse, also known as "Jessie" in some regions, is a cuck. (Please refer to cuck for a more in depth definition.)

Wow that guy must hate being a Jesse!

Jesse by your low tier waifu October 5, 2017

Jesse 

The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet, usually a surfer, blue eyes and long dirty blond hair, has a brother who he cares about a lot, and there’s usually one special girl who will never get over him.
Always knows how to make you laugh. Is strangely good at everything he does, even music!

Girl: did youse Jesse when he got out of the polo pool

Girl 2: yea he’s mine im so lucky

Jesse by sfb6312 May 18, 2018