A slag that attempts to cheat on every man she has. A huge compulsive liar and an attention seeker. If you get this bitch as a partner. You’re either stupid or thirsty
Man 1: i got a girl bruh
Man 2: sweet! Who is it?
Man 1: Jess
Man 2: eww you need to fucking higher your standards, man
Man 1: noo... shes different
Man2: you battered man i got no respect for you no more
Man 2: sweet! Who is it?
Man 1: Jess
Man 2: eww you need to fucking higher your standards, man
Man 1: noo... shes different
Man2: you battered man i got no respect for you no more
by Soldierhero November 05, 2019
Getting over-served with alcohol and subsequently drunk dialing all your ex-girlfriends, current girlfriends, and friends. Often without realizing you are doing it.
by WhistlerVegas2 December 16, 2008
To accidentally add far too much seasoning to a piece of food, such as by unscrewing a bottle's lid that is meant to flip open, and yet continuing eating the piece off food regardless of how painful or disgusting it may have become.
That's a huge mound of crushed red pepper you got there...you pulled a Jess didn't you? Wait...you're still eating it?
by Abernathy April 29, 2008
The best boy in the in the world he is handsome. he can get all the girls he want but he's not a hoe just letting you know so have fun if you can get close to him it's awesome everyone Loves one
by Kid kurk April 12, 2017
A unique guy,cute, hilarious, tall with pretty eyes. A Jesse is very talented especially in music and is mature for his age. He loves to game and memes. Jesse is very hard to read and not easy to understand, so if you do you will love him. Jesse’s have been through a lot, but overcome it because they are strong. They are loyal friends who will protect you, jesses don’t let a lot of people get close to them so if you are your lucky. A lot of girls are drawn to Jesse, but Jesse only is drawn to one unique special girl rarely. Jesse’s have a great sense of humor that normal people might find weird. Jesse’s are sometimes perverted but only to make you laugh . jesse’s see the deep meaning in things, and try to help others. Jesse’s have a lot of patience , are very kind, generous and are afraid to hurt others ( if you get a Jesse really mad you had crossed a line). If you tell Jesse a secret he will keep it and not tell anyone EVER.
If you get a Jesse as a friend keep them
If you get a Jesse as a friend keep them
by Kpop_love July 26, 2018
Metrosexual charming guy. All love him but he's too much of a cocky bastard to choose just one girl. He's got to have at least 4 of them. He's musical and talented but short and childlike. Jesses tend to attract many people them with either their devastatingly good looks or their personality. You will never be disappointed when you've got a Jesse around. You might have to buy him some boots to make up for his height. Jesses overall are pretty cool.
by hiyouarenotme January 01, 2012
Jesse) YOUR CHEATING.
Abby) im not even on that
Jesse)says personal and mean stuff
Abby)goes to teacher crying.
Jesse)I didn't do anything
Abby)slaps him
Abby) im not even on that
Jesse)says personal and mean stuff
Abby)goes to teacher crying.
Jesse)I didn't do anything
Abby)slaps him
by Obesity July 04, 2018