jaruzel

A untrust worthy person with shifty eyes that you need to hold your wallet so it isn't grabbed.

that guy took my wallet, he is a real jaruzel

that commie is a jaruzel

by Frostmage891 February 8, 2025

Jarrzard

When a Person has a strong hallucination of a charzard having hard-core sex with you, typically experienced by people of african-american decent. On most occasions the person experiencing the hallucination will pass out due to lack of oxygen and blood to the brain as it would be stored with-in an erection.

Yo bro pull out the camera I think Jaxon is going through a Jarrzard

by Lord pleepus April 13, 2025

Jartin’

When you’re fartin’ an you think about Jon and Martin from The Magnus Archives

Dude, I was being a nerd and looking at Jmart fanart and I had a lot of dairy earlier, so I just started jartin’

by Anything4ourMoony April 29, 2025

Jartin Sackwood

The correct ship name for Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives.

Person 1: Dude, stop being a nerd and looking at fanart. Who even is that?

Person 2: It’s Jartin Sackwood!!! :D
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Person 1: I love jmart.

Person 2: Erm, actually it’s called Jartin Sackwood

by Anything4ourMoony April 29, 2025

Jarty

Slang for jakparty.soy, a deaed stupid faggot nigger website

Hey, let's goon to 'P on the jarty!

by Smugjak April 30, 2025

Jatz

The act of jizzing and shitting ones pants at the same time

Look at that Jatz master

by Jonny Snowwe May 29, 2025

Jatz

is an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation. This is a synonym for Jizz

Old Ben got Jatz all over his stomach again.

by Lanleron S May 30, 2025