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Jabbeling

When someone is being a total bitch for no reason. and when someone is faking an injury just to get attention. and when someone gets told secrets and can't keep them. also a 2 faced liar.
That girl supposedly broke her leg but she didn't even fall? she was jabbeling.
by the myth the man the legend April 19, 2010
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Jabbies

The female breasts, those mountainous regions, the water balloons, the puppies fighting under a blanket....booooooobs.
" I want you to grab my jabbies!"
by Jessicka Graham March 31, 2003
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jabberwocky

adj. 1. like the Jabberwock. 2. ridiculous, impossible, or nonsensical; quixotic.

Unfortunately, Tim Burton's 2010 film "Alice in Wonderland" has perpetuated the misconception that "jabberwocky" is a noun. It is not. The poem exclusively refers to the creature as the "Jabberwock".
Christopher Lee, the actor who plays the Jabberwock in Tim Burton's film, is somewhat jabberwocky in appearance himself, if you ask me.
by tangles10 April 25, 2010
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dirty jabbar

named in honor of the great Kareem Abdul Jabbar, this is one of the trickiest cumshots known to man. similar to the dirty ray allen, the male must perform an anal massacre on the female until which point he is about to cum. at this point, he must lay her flat on her back and procede to shoot his hot load in a sidewayz manner from a standing profiled position. in essence a "sky hook shot" is resembled, and when performed correctly the baby gravy should find itself glued to the femalez face. most effective when performed after a long period of abstinence. bonus points are rewarded for any dirty jabbar performed with a shot over top of one's shoulder...
"this bitch was hurtin for a squirtin, so i took it to her hole and finished her off wit a beatiful Dirty Jabbar..."
by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006
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jabba the slut

A huge woman with questionable character. These women thinck they are hot because they usually have large breasts. Of course they are large all over which negates the huge mammories. Also a large percentage of these women have red hair.
Bill: Have you ever has sex with Amber"
Tom: No way, she's such a jabba the slut and besides I don't like red hair.
Bill: Yeah ....I know what you mean, I think our Dear friend John slept with her though.
Tom: Well Ole DJ is a loser and is no trip to Paris himself.
by crash_tx101 December 12, 2008
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jabbawockies

Verb
1. to rhythmical dance with a group of your closest friends.

Noun
2. A hip-hop dance group out of Cali.
1. They are totally Jabbawockies!
by Atul Nair April 11, 2008
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ass jabber

1. one who jabs ass. one who ass fucks with one's penis in the anal cavity
2. Sal Caputa; one who often engages in anal sexual intercourse with one's dog with stolen cheap condoms.
3. one who gives blow jobs, spits the cum in some one's mouth, then has that sperm blown into their anal cavity
Sal Caputa, of Belgium, WI, is such an ass jabber in all forms
by jolly roger April 26, 2004
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