A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
Get the Jerk off and smoke Newportsmug. by WaterFlowingUnderground December 24, 2023
Get the jerk off ratiomug. On June 9th, all pedos must go into a local pre school. and jizz on all of the kids telling them it's "milk"
"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"
by Ihearttaylor February 24, 2025
Get the Pedo jerk off daymug. When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.
Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"
Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"
Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"
Frank-"You read my mind!"
Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"
Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"
Frank-"You read my mind!"
by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011
Get the Jerking-Off Pumpedmug. 
Putting one's hand in the shape of a fist, leaving a hole in the middle to place over the male genitals. Once the process begins, rubbing their fist repeatedly in an up and down motion to the point where one begins to ejaculate semen. During this period of time, the constant physical touch brings one sexual please, allowing themself to release any built up tension or stress.
"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"
by wngacc.29 July 8, 2023
Get the jerk offmug. its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!
by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024
Get the national jerk your boyfriend off daymug.