Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert. In homage to the internet shock legend of goatse.

Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."

by Marty McFriend July 27, 2008

chum dick

Chum dick: When your dick is so nasty and smelly, it smells like fish bait.

Bill: Tim, you hear what happened to Frank?
Tim: No, What?
Bill: He fucked that skank hoe Tina last night, didn't shower, went for a morning beach swim, and a shark bit that chum dick off!

by ex_lax70 October 20, 2017

chum job

The act of doing Bukakki on a woman when she passes out usually 10 or more men to the point the woman's head is completely covered in cum

She cane to the party. & passed out so we pulled a chum job on her she woke up with her head glued to the floor.

by DillHole December 5, 2013

num chum

asking someone if they want to nibble at your food, in an extremely dumb way.

a: "num chum num chum?"
b: "shut up dick head"
a "awww :("

by fishstickle June 15, 2008

Chum Burrito

Eating the puke back out of a vagina after vomiting into it.

Chumley's girlfiend stank soooo bad, he puked while going down on her. But since he hadn't had lunch yet, he made a chum burrito of it.

by goodwood September 16, 2010

bum chumming

2 guys doubling on a motorcycle or scooter or anything that men shouldn't ride with another man

there was only 1 scooter so we had to bum chum

by the kayster June 26, 2003

Bum chum

Two best-friends who do lot's of activities together, not necessarily anything sexual.

"Hey my bestest bum chum, let's go pick flowers in the meadow!"

by JKYYC March 20, 2013