A little iodine and that thing could walk again

If you've ever eaten a burger or a steak, and it's undercooked, you say "A little iodine and that thing could walk again!", implying that it's only a minor cut, and the animal could come back to life if iodine (a cut medicine) was applied.

Waiter: Here's your steak, sir.
Customer: *Cuts into the Steak, sees that it is raw.*
Waiter: Is everything OK?
Customer: Actually, no.
Waiter: What's wrong?
Customer: Weeeell, let's just say... A little iodine and that thing could walk again.
Waiter: Oh, no. Terribly sorry, sir.

But you know he isn't sorry. They never are.

by bls1999 May 26, 2013

you could drive a wooden person crazy

A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you are beyond all natural levels of irritating.

Matthew Lesko could drive a wooden person crazy.

by Chainsaw August 29, 2005

What Your Pants Could Do For Me!

A phrase used to pick up military men.

Hey boyssss, what your pants could do for me!!! *winks* -gdaus

by smolsadgal July 21, 2021

could jesus suck his own dick

Yes

stupid 1: could jesus suck his own dick?

stupid 2: ofc he could, he could even fuck himself

by jesus.net April 19, 2018

bit off more than I could chew

To try to do more than you are able to do.

I think I bit off more than I could chew when I agreed to paint this house by myself.

by xulapa October 1, 2014

I wish I could give this zero stars

When something deserves zero stars but the rating system only goes down to 1 star

I wish I could give this zero stars. The service was garbage

by DRoiDNoooob January 5, 2016

I could see what she had for breakfast

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can see the womens genitals.

other I Could Almost See What She Had For Breakfast

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can almost see the womens genitals.

(Australian Slang)

A women is sitting at a table in a coffee shop she is wearing a short skirt her legs are open partly and "I could see what she had for breakfast".

by ITSCOTTER October 1, 2010