Iranian Shower

When you jack off in front of your girlfriends face, ejaculate in her eyes so she can't see, open her mouth and lay a big steamy shit in her mouth, then, you helicopter your penis around the rim of her mouth, causing shit to fly all over the room.

I gave Donna an Iranian Shower last night dude, I gotta go clean it up.

by Asshole11 February 23, 2023

Midwest Iraqi

When you have horrible gas, so you get in your vehicle and crank the heat on high, fart and procees to rub one out in the stink to remind you of the times you mastubated in a porta potty in 115 degree heat in Iraq.

I was bored at work today and went and pulled a Midwest Iraqi during lunch break.

by SSGBB December 15, 2020

iraqified

to suddenly go ballistic and kill without a thought.

After he saw the damage done to his car, he became iraqified, and shot anything that moved.

by inoges August 12, 2008

Iraqi Root Canal

Skullfucking an AlQaeda member to death. Yes, skullfucking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who's boss, goddammit!

Chuck Norris: "America, fuck yeah!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Iraqi children

Small, dirty urchins who have been known to:

1) Beg for food
2) Steal anything not strapped down
3) Hit Soldiers and Marines with rocks then disappear into a crowd
4) Grow up to become terrorists themselves
5) Learn to drive by the age of 8
6) Play soccer
7) Can consume multiple bags of skittles in very little time
8) Get slapped around by a Male Iraqi adult
9) Have mastered the Western "Middle Finger"

(Iraqi Children) Mista, Mista! MRE, MRE.

(Soldier) Fuck off.

(Iraqi Children) Fuck off you (flips Bird)

(Soldier to other Soldier) Keep those little shits away from the antennas.

by mikethemummy May 14, 2009

iraqi children

The newest generation of Iraqi children have an unprecedented opportunity never before presented to the country's youth. Ignorant small-minded Democrats and ultraliberals were completely against dethroning Saddam Hussein from his reign of terror over Iraq. Sadly, some still struggle to see the difference that the Republican party has made to the world, most specifically in giving Iraq the ability to grow into a functioning society of Democracy and liberty.

Now if we could stop Iraqi children from becoming Islamist radicals...

by Trae April 27, 2006

Iranium

(Noun) A racial street term referring to Iranians. A combination of the words Iran and Uranium, used to make fun of Iranians for their want of a nuclear weapon. A slang term making fun of Iranians. This word can also refer to Iranians who are thirsty for war with Israel (with nuclear weapons).

Those Iraniums want to destroy Israel.

by willin2takeudown April 20, 2009