n. An internet toughguy is a person on the internet who acts badass, macho, and tough but in real life is most likely a huge pussy. Internet toughguys usually don't like to be called "fag" for no reason, and can't stand it when people don't play their video games by the rules. Internet toughguys are always hitting on internet girlfriends, and are easily provoked to screaming into their internet microphones whenever they're pissed off. The only way to defeat an internet toughguy is to expose his secret toughguy identity and agree with everything he says.
internet toughguy: "I'm gonna find out where you live and kill you you faggot!"
internet coolguy: "Whoaaaa, look out everybody... we've got an internet toughguy here!"
internet toughguy: "...okay look, all I was trying to do was capture the flag, why'd you kill me and call me a fag?"
internet coolguy: "You're right man, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings and wasn't sensitive to your needs."
internet toughguy: "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT COME ON SARAH420, LET'S GO MAKE A PRIVATE GAME!"
internet coolguy: "Whoaaaa, look out everybody... we've got an internet toughguy here!"
internet toughguy: "...okay look, all I was trying to do was capture the flag, why'd you kill me and call me a fag?"
internet coolguy: "You're right man, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings and wasn't sensitive to your needs."
internet toughguy: "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT COME ON SARAH420, LET'S GO MAKE A PRIVATE GAME!"
by JimChach January 23, 2006
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The best advice for regular internet-goers: Just ignore internet racism. Ignoring racism makes you strong. Always remember: as a normal person, you're always one step above a racist. Always.
The best advice for regular internet-goers: Just ignore internet racism. Ignoring racism makes you strong. Always remember: as a normal person, you're always one step above a racist. Always.
Look up any video on youtube that involves African-Americans, and you're 100% absolutely guranteed to find people posting "I hate niggers" comments. That's internet racism for ya.
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Ben is the internet genius because he knows how to help people build a more powerful online presence.
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Get the internet genius mug.In Plato's Republic, Socrates proposes what a person would do if they were given the Ring of Gyges, which turns a person invisible and essentially anonymous. Would they still have an incentive to be just under such circumstances? We now know what's like because of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. Let's just say, the results do not reflect well on man.
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*two guys playing Counter Strike*
Man 1: Dude, why do you keep lagging?!
Man 2: It's my McDonald's Internet, it's making me lag.
Man 1: Dude, why do you keep lagging?!
Man 2: It's my McDonald's Internet, it's making me lag.
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When you confront them in person they will hide behind their other friends, even attempt to amend things and get closer to you through your other friends, gfs, bfs. In fact when you confront them about being an Internet Gangster.. They will shrug their shoulders, turn around, and walk away. Like a punk.
When you confront them in person they will hide behind their other friends, even attempt to amend things and get closer to you through your other friends, gfs, bfs. In fact when you confront them about being an Internet Gangster.. They will shrug their shoulders, turn around, and walk away. Like a punk.
She had a lot to say on facebook... but whenever we see her in person she can't even look at us and typically runs away, she is definitely an internet gangster.
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