an internet

The phrase used by someone that thinks there are more than one internet

Hey Ryan, why don't we go get on an internet and buy some Cub tickets?

by Frank Gifford January 11, 2009

Internet

God's notepad.

The Internet said so.

by Non-Player Character July 20, 2012

Internet

1.) Designed to be an indestructable communications medium, in the event of a worldwide catastrophe. The only real worldwide catastrophe to happen so far is the Internet itself.

2.) Part of the "information superhighway" intiative. Let's see what happens in another 50 years.

Make sure your online service also includes internet access.

by handle187 November 11, 2003

Internet

1. Porn, lots and lots and lots of free, or pay for porn

2.shareware, freeware, software,mp3's,videos(mostly of porn) and other industrius material used by folk with computers

3. Spyware, adware, worms, viruses, lions, tigers, bears, etc.

4. Chat & e-mail, little kids talking to little kids, what parents beleive to be little kids talking to old men pretending to be little kids of oppisite sex.

5. Oroginally created for the free sharing of ideas, somewhere along the line the word "ideas" started meaning porn, and now tis is its main use

80% or more of the internet is porn, my lifes mission is to recover at least 41% of the internet "if only for a breif moment, cuz thats all life is sister, is a series of moments"-Dogma

by Nolan 14 September 6, 2008

the internet

The prime example of what the child or grown man will use to say he got something that cost alot of money or got a lot of it

a- "where did you get that gold watch from"
b- "erm.. internet"

C- "how did you get so rich"
d-" ermm... inherited the internet"

by Lumpy the moose July 7, 2004

The Internet

Is a series of tubes...

The Internet... you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...

by .hack//ADAM August 22, 2006

internets

See: serious business

The internets raped my house, stole my wife, and burned my dog. I'm off to commit pseuicide.

by blazelust December 12, 2008