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OFF THE STU

"OFF THE STU" short form of "OTS". The meaning of the word is "LIE". When you say to someone that you're " OFF THE STU" it means that you're lying. Most of the rappers when they're in the studio to make a song they spitting facts and when rappers not in the studio they not spitting facts so its " OFF THE STU".
Jean : Yoah! Yesterday, my crush texted me.
Paul : Nah! you're off the stu.
by JEANROSS2X August 14, 2021
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Stu Staching

The act of drinking milk so enthusiastically and with such unbridled joy that a thick, white mustache is not just formed—it becomes a statement. This advanced life technique is practiced by only the chillest of milk enthusiasts, who can casually flex their dairy dominance while maintaining an aura of shy wholesomeness. A true Stu Stacher is a rare breed: humble, yet unshakably confident in their ability to wield lactose as both nourishment and lifestyle.

Key Components of Stu Staching:

The Mustache: It’s not just milk residue; it’s a badge of honor. The thicker and whiter, the better. Bonus points for symmetry.
The Vibe: Remain utterly unbothered. Stu Staching is about creating an air of zen-like calm while everyone else wonders how you’re making milk look so cool.
The Ritual: Milk is never just drunk—it’s savored. The glass is lifted with reverence, and the mustache is achieved with precision.
Legend has it:
Masters of Stu Staching can attract herds of cows with a single sip, and their milk mustaches are rumored to have mystical properties. Some say they can calm storms and silence crying babies with a mere glance.
“Did you see him at the party? He wasn’t even trying to show off, just Stu Staching with his milk like he was born to do it.”
“I tried Stu Staching last night, but all I got was a blotchy milk smear. Truly, it’s an art form.”
Warning: Attempting to Stu Stache without proper chill levels may result in spillage, awkward milk stains, and severe embarrassment. Proceed with caution and respect the milk.
by sitsinfrontofZman December 18, 2024
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Stuing

Taking a long time to complete a task. Stuck on "stupid". Lazy. Procrastinating and then the worst happens.

The look on a person's face when you walk in on them chewing their toenails with their teeth.
"She didn't take her meds today, now she's stuin'!"

"Look! Now you over there stuing when you should've grabbed the nail clippers...nasty ass!"
by Greeneyeddolly June 28, 2019
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stu

stu (pid)

usually used for an adult male who likes pleasuring himself to animal farts (such as deer fart compilations)
"stu is a bit of a twink"
"nah hes just a bit odd"
by dovethebird August 6, 2023
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Stu

A SNL skit Premiered live on December 5, 2020 about a really high man dressed up as Eminem, wanting a ps5, so he asked Santa, got drunk, and drank a 5th off egg nog (while driving). A Stu really likes to play Assassin's Creed on Christmas, and will piss anybody off if he gets the chance. With the actor being Pete Davidson, a New York native, who did another skit about 4 minutes later. He is not afraid to "set Santa's ass on fire" as he said in the song. He will hopefully recur soon.
You're such a Stu.....DERP
by L&FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF December 17, 2020
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Stus

Somone who is telling bathroom jokes and thinks their funny
Stop it your being a stus
by Kollando February 25, 2018
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Red Stu

"Red Stu" is a abbreviation of Sir Rod Stewart
by WhiteHatShark August 6, 2020
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