Impossiblified

Something impossible is being mentioned, mostly targeting user of word.

Man One - I'm trying to find an Asian girlfriend.

Man Two - Prepare to be impossiblified my friend.

Man One - Wow, thanks for the motivation d***. ¬_¬

Man Two - It's okay buddy!

by Jdeadevil the first May 18, 2008

implausible speculation

Frivolous musing. Legal term for senseless argument.

The Appeals Court dismissed the defenses argument as implausible speculation.

by mlhiss October 7, 2020

implausible speculation

Frivolous musing. Legal term for senseless argument.

The Appeals Court dismissed the defenses argument as implausible speculation.

by mlhiss October 7, 2020

Improsible

When the chance of something is so low that it’s basically impossible.

It is very improsible that you’ll find your lost son ever again.

by hentayco1 August 31, 2021

Impussible

Impossible pussy situation; something impossibleto do with a pussy. Example: "it is impossible to be a virgin again, that's the most impussible shituation I've ever known"

"It is impossible to be a virgin again, that's the most impussible shituation I've ever known"

by anonymous February 1, 2022

impawssible

Getting Garfield to feel motivated.

Putting a "wipe your paws" welcome-mat outside yer front door may indeed prompt amused smiles and cleanliness-compliance actions from human visitors, but since animals cannot read, getting them to obey said directive would be impawssible.

by QuacksO February 21, 2025

Messenger Add Oak: "Imposible...Cojelo Denuevo."

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Messenger Add Oak: "Imposible...Cojelo Denuevo."

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025