illegal mascot

A person who does the same thing the government does and get prosecuted for it .
The government lock us up for doing the same thing they do we just a bunch of illegal mascots at the end of the day.
by .TheUrbanDictionary April 22, 2023
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A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”
“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)
by Freddy Fazchair October 09, 2023
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Illegal Immigrant Insurgent

Any individual who enters a country unlawfully, and with the intent on further violating that country's laws or violence against that country's citizens or revolts against civil authority or an established governments laws.
That Illegal immigrant Insurgent entered the country not to work or seek asylum but to revolt against civil authority and commit crimes
by Pinoy Grandpa February 29, 2024
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Illegal Penpal

The act of sticking both your pointer fingers in your partners vagina and butthole touching the wall inbetween
Me: My girl let me hit the illegal penpal last night
Friend: Dude that’s fucking gross
by Jim H. Piffony January 22, 2024
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Illegal penpals

Sticking your fingers in your partner’s vagina and butthole and rub the wall inbetween making your fingers not able to touch
Me: Hey honey wanna do illegal penpals tonight?
Her: No my wall is sore
by Jim H. Piffony January 12, 2024
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illegal curve

Used in reference to a hockey stick. When a penis is so curved that there is no way it is legal to play with it.
Drunk Otto asked if I knew what an illegal curve was. I said “no Otto what is that” he then pulled out his penis and showed me.
by Dman6969 October 25, 2018
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