Isla

The name Isla is often found in Scotland, but the origins have been a mystery since language itself began to form barriers and structure. The greatest research efforts cannot pinpoint the true origin, however they do reveal a strong tie to the name 'Isla' and 'Love'. When looked at through Hebrew context, Isla is often the word used to describe intense passion and sensuality, however through the ages it has changed and adapted into words such as 'Love', 'Attraction' and even 'Sex'.

The word itself is an aphrodisiac, and women who carry the name are often both extremely beautiful and attractive. Surprisingly as well, a few character traits are consistent with those that have the name Isla, as if the word itself changes the way they perceive themselves and in turn the way the world perceives them.

These women keep their youth and vibrance with them throughout the years, growing only in wisdom and spirit. This anomaly contributes to their burning passion inside, an intense heat that holds true to their name.

However the consistency in all of the research being that they are also very fragile, moreso then their peers, because of that passion. Friendship then, is the true modernisation of the word, with only a few studies showing those with the name being more prone to taking risks and in turn breaking hearts.

Such attraction and passion in this painting' was once 'Painting commands such Isla

by ForcedKeystroke May 21, 2011

Staten Island Surprise

Having a female sit on your face, expecting to perform cunnilingus on her, only to have her suddenly defecate on/in your mouth before robbing you of your wallet and fleeing the scene. Named after the New York Borough that popularized the practice.

Yo, Tony? Did you hear what happened to Joe the other night? That hoe from the bar gave him a Staten Island Surprise.

by Bumpy Dallas March 18, 2010

Duck Island Palooza

The hottest ocean party that happens each summer off the coast of Westbrook, Connecticut at Duck Island. Absolute craziness, hundreds of boats raft up to each other and the girls are sexy. If you aren't there, you're missing out. Basically, it's just a reason for everybody to get hammered.

Go to YouTube and type in Duck Island Palooza to check out the videos!

"I got so dipped at Duck Island Palooza last summer...I couldn't even drive my boat home."
"I hooked up with so many girls at DIP this year...safe to say I got DIPPED!"

by So Dipped June 14, 2013

the lonely island

The Lonely Island is a group of film makers with a large internet following. It is composed of Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, and Jorma Taccone. All of which now write for SNL, and are in charge of the Digital Shorts.

The Lonely Island is kablam-o!

by kelsey kablam-o March 28, 2008

islamophilia

Islamophilia is a psychiatric disorder employed by some politicians, sociologists and journalists to describe unwavering and uncritical admiration of the values of Islam, generally associated with an admiration of Islamic civilization. Islamophilia, like its antonym Islamophobia, is not included in renomated dictionaries.

in which involves the love and defense no matter what of the Cult of Islam and the evil it does despite the evidence .

I was watching CNN and they were making excuses for the recent beheadings. They are the personification islamophilia .

by Sunnync March 12, 2017

Coney Island cyclone

An extreme power blumpkin utilizing the chemical reaction of Mentos and Diet Coke.

Ingredients: Mentos, 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, enema bag, surgical glove, KY jelly, a willing female participant

Step 1: Use a Mentos as a suppository (surgical glove and
KY jelly optional)
Step 2: Proceed to fill your enema bag with Diet Coke
Step 3: Gentlemen, start your blumpkins!!!
Step 4: As climax approaches, insert enema wand and squeeze
bag converting blumpkin to power blumpkin.
Step 5: Take cover. (Due to immediate chemical reactions
that will ensue.)
Step 6: The enema bag having mixed with the Mentos should
fly out of your sphincter and jettison around the
bathroom like a cyclone spewing a geyser of soda
and fecal matter.

"Nicole's parents disowned her after they found that their house had been hit by the dreaded Coney Island cyclone."

(Her boyfriend had Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day.)

by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin November 4, 2006

Revis Island

A place where NFL wide receivers frequently get lost. Ruled by Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis, once you enter Revis Island, you're not coming back.

List of Receivers gone missing on Revis Island to date:
Randy Moss
Ocho cinco
Steve Smith
Andre Johnson
Sam Huxley
Terrell Owens

randy moss got nuthin on revis island

2/3 of the Earth is covered by water
Revis covers the rest

by snatchbox January 6, 2010