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Dick Interest

When you have done something incredibly bad and you have todo little gestures of recompense until you have ultimately made good on the transgression. Not to be confused with dickterest.
I forgot my girls birthday so I'm paying dick interest until I get her a massage.
by FuzzyRugMan February 28, 2023
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Ah interesting

The professional, “I can’t tell it like it is” way of saying - “you’re a fucking moron and what you’re doing is some of the dumbest shit I have heard this decade”
“I used scotch brite pads for a sealing surface on a motor”
“Ah interesting
by Jtofjpn March 9, 2019
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cunt pounding interest

when a person, mostly a man, is so attracted to a woman that he wants to have sexual intercourse with her.
Dan: Yo Tony! Who was that gorgeous woman you were talking to over there?
Tony: Oh, you're talking about Zoey? She's my financial advisor.
Dan: Great, I'm going over there and show offer her some "cunt pounding interest".
by TheToesKnows September 16, 2025
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Interesting

(adj) 1. Capable of holding one's attention; 2. Arousing a feeling of interest; 3. Oh god oh god, we're all gonna die
"this landing is gonna get pretty interesting."
"Define interesting."
"Oh god oh god, we're all gonna die?"
"This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we might experience some slight turbulence and then... explode."
by Biggest Banana January 5, 2021
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Interesting

People are not that interesting between the beginning and the end of their lives, they're only interesting toward the beginning and toward the end. So it's weird for someone to have an everyday interest in someone else, it's weird because they're usually gathering intel or counter intel on the person they claim to have an interest in, rather than minding their business.
The guy wasnt interesting, and yet the other person claimed to have an interest in something he was doing, so he had to wonder what agency sent the other person. There are no victims in the spy community, spies get paid for their work, not forced into their work.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2020
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conflict of interest

An unfair-to-the-customer motivation that money-hungry banks have to maintain someone's having to make payments on a loan for as long as possible.
I borrowed a thousand dollars from a local credit-union so that I could pay some local tradespeople to perform much-needed repairs on my home and vehicle. But then as it turned out, these "over-booked with repair-jobs" folks were not able to get to my repairs as soon as they'd expected, and so I didn't need the loaned money nearly so soon as I'd thought I would; I realized that I'd likely be able to pay the carpenters and mechanics "on my own" just with extra-frugality-saved funds over the next few months. So I merely returned the thousand dollars to the credit union within just two or three months after I'd taken out the loan; the clerk seemed none to pleased, since they'd only made about 22 bucks extra in the deal, instead of maybe close to a hundred if I'd taken a year to pay it all back, the way they had expected me to. Guess there was a little conflict of interest there.
by QuacksO November 24, 2019
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Interesting

This new c5 edit is pretty interesting
by .nnarcissist December 5, 2022
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