by Saber_smoke January 25, 2024
Get the horntattin mug.Etymology is clearly with an H, an O, a W & an N...could have mods with several other vowels at the end of the word, more specifically an E at the end, but is at one’s discretion. The word dates back to Medieval English, with hints from Welsh, Scottish but primarily Norse ancestry. This semi-modern vernacular emanates from several mildly-challenged and clearly sexually-frustrated fraternity “Bro’s”, more specifically used as a reference to a “saucy young split-tail” and is typically used as a derogatory reference to the absolute hotness of a young or college-aged female. Often, the retort from the object of this comment is negative, but when property used is more than likely perceived as a compliment. Diffusion of the alleged verbal, but clearly not intended-to-be illegal verbal assault, and primarily due to the consumption of alcohol by both parties, is primarily based on the offender’s ability to bail his highly-intoxicated-ass out of a bad situation and may result in an evening of copulatory bliss. Usually not guaranteed on the initial occasion, but after several additional “mild and friendly complimentary comments” can result in a short but heated physical-only relationship. Which hopefully will not result in the production of unwanted offspring. Greek-style relations are recommended. Several references were noted from the Mesopotamian Era, and because they were the first brewers of the fermented concoction now know as “beer”, considerable credit should be given to them.
1. Hown........that chick is hotter than a two-dick dog!!!
2. Hown........that is the hottest chick I've ever seen!!!
3. Hown.......you can bounce a quarter of that chicks ass!!!
2. Hown........that is the hottest chick I've ever seen!!!
3. Hown.......you can bounce a quarter of that chicks ass!!!
by Ricules June 24, 2024
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Also doubles as a delicious dip in the combination of mustard and honey.
Also doubles as a delicious dip in the combination of mustard and honey.
Listen here hontard…you need to get your head out of your ass.
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Can you pass the hontard for my pork belly sandwich.
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Can you pass the hontard for my pork belly sandwich.
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1. Used to introduce a statement that completely and utterly annihilates the preceding point, acknowledging it but refusing to give it any weight whatsoever. Like a polite "f*** you, I'm right"
2. The conversational equivalent of a brick wall.
Origin: Ancient Mesopotamian gang signs; a synthesis of however, nevertheless, and regardless.
1. Used to introduce a statement that completely and utterly annihilates the preceding point, acknowledging it but refusing to give it any weight whatsoever. Like a polite "f*** you, I'm right"
2. The conversational equivalent of a brick wall.
Origin: Ancient Mesopotamian gang signs; a synthesis of however, nevertheless, and regardless.
Example in the wild: "I understand that you spent three hours cooking this fancy ass dinner; hownevergardless, I am ordering a pizza. kys <3"
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Usually ornate even mansionesque so that everyone instantly knows the place being referred to
Usually ornate even mansionesque so that everyone instantly knows the place being referred to
Where do the Campbells live? In that big hountain out of town
Have you heard Edward Estate is haunted. Which place is that? That hountain over near the golf course.
Have you heard Edward Estate is haunted. Which place is that? That hountain over near the golf course.
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