Sad Nigga Hours

Sad Nigga Hours could refer to the act of having, or being, a homie whose going through a lot right now. This could be caused by a breakup, a family member dying, being robbed, or just simple depression. Sad Nigga Hours usually refers to the times between 7:30 pm and 2:30 am, also known as Real Nigga Hours. However, unlike Real Nigga Hours, which are usually more upbeat, Sad Nigga Hours is usually a time of being there for your depressed friend, or having them be there for you.

Sad Nigga Hours was popularized by the meme song of the same name, by Lil Boom.

Person A: Ah, shit, man. Has charles been any better?
Person B: Nah, man. It's getting late, too. My watch reads 7:29!
Person A: It's bouta become Sad Nigga Hours up in here...
Person B: We better be here for him.

by Stevestapler1111 July 12, 2018

Real Isopod Hours

The time between 1:00 AM and 5:30 AM where people leave their bedrooms in search of food, then stub their toe and wake the entire house up.

*at 2:30 AM*
-ah, I could really go for some doritos, it is REAL ISOPOD HOURS after al-

*stubs toe*
*screams*

by blinkythecomputer January 13, 2022

umteen hours

it is an undefined amount of time, a lot of time but it hasnt been exactly count or kept track of

you've been gone for fifty-eleven days umteen hours

by MStock December 28, 2005

Hourmazd

Any sexually threatening male you don't want your girlfriend or spouse around. A physical lover and a passionate pounder. Historically, a name used to embody affluence, virility, and the apex of physical performance. Heterosexuality is often associated with this name and is a dangerous name to utter besides a loved one you want to keep chaste and celibate. Hourmazds have often loved butts more than anything and use them as comforting pillows.

"Marie wants to lose her virginity but she can't find the right person."
"Does she have a nice butt?"
"Really nice!"
"Then just find her a Hourmazd! You won't regret it!"

by Houdini91 August 18, 2018

Hourage

The average amount of alcoholic beverages consumed in an hour, over the course of a time span.

“Technically I haven’t drank that much. I started drinking at 3:06 and I’ve only had 7 beers. So my hourage is only 1.67 beers.”

by HT1120 May 29, 2020

mommy hours

Business hours that are worked around the workers' childrens' schedules. For example, a business may only be open on weekdays from late morning to early afternoon, when children tend to be at school. Therefore, the business is rarely open at times when customers can actually come to it.

I heard good things about that hair salon, but they're on mommy hours. Only open from 10:30-2 on weekdays and never on weekends, so I can never go to it.

by bawtx May 12, 2011

Mom hours

When you seem to be working non stop.... kind of like mom when she's making up some supper for you and pop, and washing the dishes, and cleaning the clothes, and walking the dogs, etc.

- why haven't you been able to chill bro?
- because I'm a real bro and putting in mom hours at work to save up for the new cod.

by Jman5670 June 23, 2011