When you put feces In a condom, freeze it, take the condom off the shit and use it as a dildo on a girl. An Alaskan Pipeline without the condom.
by RawrIareDinosaur August 27, 2016
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Get the horizon eye mug.During the final moments before cumming, there is a point in time, that when crossed, there is nothing that could save you from not cumming.
by Marko1337 April 6, 2016
Get the Event horizon mug.A quote said by Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. It essentially means you're ready to conquer any challenge that comes within your path, no matter what.
It's also the reason we have British metalcore band Bring Me the Horizon.
It's also the reason we have British metalcore band Bring Me the Horizon.
(a movie fan and a scene kid watching Pirates of the Caribbean)
Jack Sparrow: Now, bring me that horizon.
Scene kid: Sounds...awfully familiar.
Movie fan: *sigh* Oli Sykes?
Jack Sparrow: Now, bring me that horizon.
Scene kid: Sounds...awfully familiar.
Movie fan: *sigh* Oli Sykes?
by 7568ino November 1, 2023
Get the Now, bring me that horizon. mug.The near-pipe area of the toilet where upon flushing, the swirly whirly vortex of water is of such high strength that all buoyant matter is impossible to escape. It is the point where poop cannot escape the flush.
Guy: I tried to get my cell out of the toilet but I accidentally flushed it and it hit the Toilet Event Horizon.
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Example b: “Who said sleeping in a moldy apartment was bad for you? Horizon Realty thinks it’s okay.”
Example b: “Who said sleeping in a moldy apartment was bad for you? Horizon Realty thinks it’s okay.”
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