Hoofing

Goat alternative to fisting.

Just saw that goat hoofing ashley in a ditch again, filthy

by RGR33 January 12, 2011

hooping

Putting crystal meth in your anus (ass), either in solid form or dissolved in water, resulting in a quick and intense high...and potential anal irritation. Having sex without a condom when you have an irritated rectum increases your chances for HIV and other sexually transmitted infections (STIs). Also, undissolved crystal in your ass can cause a condom to break.

hooping crystal (meth,speed,gak,sideways,fast etc)may cause a tear in the anal lining that can easily go unnoticed. Lowered inhibitions and barebacking (unprotected sex) can make for a risky combination for transmission of HIV and STIs.

by PLAYONWORDS June 19, 2008

hooligan

a person who is foolish and does things out of the normal human flow.

andy dick is such a hooligan.

by lexi22 March 20, 2009

gopher holing it

when you have a turd that's just wanting to come out but usually can't get the time to take a shit, so it pops in and out like a gopher

see: turtle head

Due to the lack of public toilets at the rehearsal for Canadian Idol, several contestants were gopher holing it during their auditions

by Velcro May 7, 2003

Robin Hooding

When you take a shit, and you shit so hard that your turd punctures another turd

"I went on a cheese factory tour, and they gave me way too many free samples. I ended up robin hooding on the toilet the next morning. I'm actually pretty proud of myself."

by Will Fukyamama June 19, 2017

hooking up

to have casual sex or make out with a friend with benefit or stranger.

guy 1:"are you two dating?"

guy 2:" no we're just friends who are hooking up for sex every now and then!"

by shorty1985 May 30, 2006

hooking up

it begins with a couple drinks and ends with you sneaking out in the morning.

Bob hooked up with Carol. Carol never got the next day phone call.

by carl meier December 5, 2003