Honking Clown Noses

When two nerdy people kiss and their noses keep getting in the way. Every time their noses meet, they honk like a clown nose.

I met this new girl, we were making out and kept Honking Clown Noses

by Brendanbot5000 August 6, 2025

Garry Harkering

When a person adds someone on Facebook solely because he/she finds them attractive. Even though they do not live in the same city, have friends in common, or have ever seen this person in real life.

Garry: " Hey."
Beautiful girl: " Ello, who the hell are you? lol"
Innocent bystander: " Man... He be Garry Harkering."

by Cacacacaaaaachris March 14, 2011

Email Hackering

A form of online forgery in which a troll or spammer uses your email address to subscribe you to numerous sites you don't recall signing up for in the first place.

They do this to spam up the email accounts of their victims and humilate them online, often to some kind of sick fetish site or the like.

"Hey Dan...I didn't know you signed up for sissy kiss."

"What? I don't recall signing up for that site at all."

"You must have fallen victim to a case of email hackering."

by MM132 July 31, 2012

carn-hungering

Carn-hungering; the literal meaning being: flesh-hungering. Carn, being the latin word for meat or flesh. Hungering, meaning the everpresent desire or craving for (insert anything here).

The T-Rex is a carn-hungering beast.

by Mostlyvegetarianguy January 5, 2013

confused honking

when someone says somthing you dont understand or when something happens and you dont know whats going on

person a: guys i just ate a rock it was so soft
person b: confused honking

by somegoose January 20, 2021

karls.honking

The best mcyt fanpage, every mcyt fan knows abt them!

Person 1: “Hey have you heard abt karls.honking?”
Person 2: “Yes ofc they are the best mcyt fanpage there is!”

by Amminii December 13, 2021

Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.

I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!

by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019