carrot hitter

A person who uses the carrot as a pipe to get a hit. Mostly weed is used.

Hey man, do you want to play ball tonight?

Sorry, man I hit that carrot in the morning, can't do it. Sheesh

Fuck man, you are a real carrot hitter.

by Jizzy McDonald December 12, 2017

Tally Hitter

When you have to punish it without pleasuring it.

You’ve been a bad girl, so I’m going to Tally Hit your down under.

When she’s been a bad girl, you just have to Tally Hitter.

by a52martinez June 26, 2018

Pinch hitter

The act of anal on an individual that is pinching one off. Also refered to act when one has left behind some fecal matter on ones genitals when pulling out.

Todd took Barney to the shower to be a pinch hitter. That bathroom still stinks like shit!

by Yupsidid March 15, 2018

Front hitters

Another word to use for a female’s breasts. This is a good substitute and slightly classier than tits, jugs, boobies, or bitties.

Guy 1: Dude did see the girl they hired?

Guy 2: No?

Guy 1: Yeah some white chick with no ass but some great front hitters. I hope she comes by and talk to us.

Guy 2: No girls ever talk to me, I think it’s how I carry myself

by DD Alwhiney November 3, 2019

pinch-hitter

A temporary "replacement:" boxer who does indeed "fill in" at a match for a temporarily-absent pugilist, but who also gives his opponent painful "finger-and-thumb hickeys" during said competition.

One should make an extra effort to defeat his boxing-opponent early on in the game if he turns out to be a pinch-hitter.

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

Warm hitted

Warm hitted

You will never taste some cookies as warm hitted as soft chips ahoy cookies

by Nuggetsislife September 30, 2020

Baseball Hitter

a six foot man with a stick that uses the stick to hit baseballs thrown to a catcher by a Baseball Pitcher

the Baseball Hitter has a big ass

by retarded man in your ass March 22, 2021