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Hoking Smerb 

way of saying smoking some herb
Billy: Hey Fred what are you doing?
Fred: Hoking Smerb
Hoking Smerb by Breeze138 September 3, 2009

hikingasm 

The sensation of reaching the top of an incline or the end of a trail when hiking. When your out of breath, panting, heavy breathing and whimpering because you have pushed yourself so hard to make it to the end. You will find yourself making the same sounds as you may make during an orgasm except without a sexual climax.
That last mile had an incline so steep that I had a hikingasm when I reached the top.
hikingasm by Queen B Pisces September 28, 2021

Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's 

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.
Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's
Present tense of Tarzan brushing his hair
Last night tarzan was hikinq
Hikinq by imaxoxd June 27, 2011

Hiring Bulls 

When somebody is telling a lie or another form of falsity
"You heard about John and that girl on holiday?"

"Yeah don't believe him he's hiring bulls"
Hiring Bulls by W4lk3r84 March 25, 2013

hidingmaster

A fat fucked ghetto kid who is black and sucks lots of penis in the dark.
A hidingmaster just attacked me, trying to suck my penis.
hidingmaster by Miya Akazima February 15, 2014