Herman

a loser who cant take care of kids. often gets them taken in the divorce.
usually single.
Bad at charming and is heavily self centered.
"whose that guy over there?"

"hes a Herman. completely single."
"No thank you!"
by Jinchihope January 23, 2019
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Herman

A sexy individual, a great footballer has 100 ballon Dor’s to his name shags any bird he wants anytime he wants need I say more it just doesn’t get any better then him does it.
Girl: Who’s that man over then he’s made my minge wet just but looking at him.

Other girl: that’s Herman babe you’ve gotta wait in line to talk to him.
by Sophie133822 November 23, 2021
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Herman

Yeah, a pejorative possessive term to indicate than a man belonged to a woman through the shackles of the matriarchal institution of marriage, whereby, even though a man was not intimately tied to the reproductive cycle he was forced to provide for the family materially while also being distanced from it emotionally and spatially by working outside the home.
Margaret: have you seen Catherine's Herman? He's quite the breadwinner, and keeps his distance from the children, quite the ideal money source.
Noel: Yes, I only wish my Herman would stay out of the kitchen. He fancies himself a chef, but honestly, who ever heard of a man who could do anything other than work?
Both: *smug laughter*
by bi613en May 21, 2023
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PeeWee-Herman

When someone sticks there dick in a cookie
Peewee-Herman - to stick your dick in the cookies
by Richard long dangle July 31, 2023
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Herman

Herman is a matausi, he’s tall and fat but also a huge dickhead ✌🏼
Dj: who’s that matausi over there?

Ben: that’s just fat head Herman
by Kefeusita’e June 19, 2020
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Herman

He’s the most handsome and lovely big you ever will meet on this plante.
Girls loves him
Who’s that handsome dude ?
Him?
His name is called Herman
by Raow November 22, 2021
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Herman

he doesn’t like to be like the other boys. he’s “sexy” and has LIGHT MODE on his phone. he’s not like the other boys. he’s different
He has light mode on his phone and doesn’t follow the trends

He must be an Herman
by totally not alexandra June 20, 2020
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