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Helen Smith

A rancid and cretinous mound of blue waffle. Can't help but reference it's trivial psychology degree. Completely full of shit, hated by all.
Can I spread eagle for inspection, I think I have Helen Smith?

Check my anus dude, I think I have H.

Make my swamp great again!

I'm is education, my iq 85, itz good.
by Sean Carrington May 22, 2020
mugGet the Helen Smithmug.

Rose-Helene

Hot person : Look, it’s Rose-Helene!
Hot person 2: Rose-Helene is hotter then me!
by lebelrosehelen November 26, 2021
mugGet the Rose-Helenemug.

Helen and Ivan

This phrase will invoke fear into the minds of any Primary 6 (A 12 year old) who has ever attempted this dangerous question because of how ridiculously difficult it is (MOE pls don't sue me)

Here's the question:

Helen and Ivan had the same number of coins. Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins.

These coins had a mass of 1.134 kg.
Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins.
Question 1: Who has more money in coins and by how much?
Question 2: Given that each 20-cent coin is 2.7 g heavier than 50 cent coin, what’s the mass of Ivan’s coins in kg (kilograms)?
Teacher: Ok guys lets try this question!
Students: *Sees Helen and Ivan in the question*
Students: *Faints*
Students: I HATE MATH
by ItsTigerrr September 21, 2023
mugGet the Helen and Ivanmug.

dirty helene

the act of fisting a guys asshole till he has explosive diarrhea on your arm.
“my girlfriend gave me a dirty helene last night
by always._saucy January 12, 2022
mugGet the dirty helenemug.

Helen & Ivan

The cursed 2 words for every P6's in Singapore who had taken their Math PSLE which got every of the P6's emo.
Student 1: "Did you guys think you can get the Helen & Ivan question correct?"
Student 2: *gets killed by a 50 and 20 cent coin*
Student 1: "CHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! CALL MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
by xDeezNuts October 10, 2021
mugGet the Helen & Ivanmug.

Helen Keller

When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.
Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."
by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015
mugGet the Helen Kellermug.

Helen Kelussy

I want me some of that Helen Kelussy
by milking mommies 22 February 9, 2022
mugGet the Helen Kelussymug.

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