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Headley Down

Headley down is an area close to Bordon yet vastly different and often muddled. It contains the Heatherlands estate, on which lives what most of the English population calls Chavs. This term is one the Headley Downers find highly amusing, and given its bias definition, largly untrue.

The One Stop is the focal point of the estate, a place to meet, chat and hang out- even in the rain. From its frontage, Young lads with nothing better to do will Intimidate passers by to great amusement.

This is not, as many believe due to their thuggish behaviour- but simply a lack of anything more exciting to do.

Headley down chavs are vastly superiour to those from Bordon. This can be seen by their taste for expensive bling (the bordon lot wear costume jewellery), Their ability to co-ordinate (no red heels and pink tracksuits HERE thanks) and their habit of winning fights instead of losing...
"Headley downers born and bred, Thick in the arm and strong in the head" (altered slightly)
by Madam Mim October 22, 2006
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an excruciatingly pleasureful yet taxing homosexual act in which both participants are simultaneously gagged and resemble the headless horseman mounted on his bucking bronco
Neil: Great headless horseman last night. You make one hell of a stallion.

Bob: Make me your pony slut.
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Heady

yo di you grow the headies
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Headeyesed

hed-ized
1. A death descriptor in video game: Escape from Tarkov
Player 1 Head, eyes Player 2

2. When you die in a bullshit way like what the fuck
Head, Eyes Pepega Clap
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headlight

A big pimple or zit, usually bright red and/or throbbing, right smack in the middle of your forehead. It is usually very conspicuous and someone will almost certainly call you out on it.
John: yo man... Did you see how good Cindy looked today?
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a panic stricken and/or illogical person
The once heroic veteran turned into a regular headless chicken overnight.
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mexican headlock

This is more commonly known in the Sex Party & Pornography scene as a Cox Knot. Cox Knots Rule!!
"At the party last night, Adam had Rebecca in a mexican headlock on the sofa for like 8 minutes! It was killer!"

"Do you mean a Cox Knot?".

"Yeah"

"Nice One! She'll be shitting cum for a week!"

"Yeah"
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