Hassel

She is funny but she will hypnotize you with her beauty in three minutes she will have you wrapped in her finger she is also very caring and loves exotic animals as she is the most exotic girl you will meet she has an accent

I’m in love with hassel

by Hassel March 4, 2018

Hasselhoffing

I attribute this word to "lousy acting skills"

"Gee, that was some bad Hasselhoffing"!

by kdawg52 December 10, 2006

hasselhoffed

1. To be exposed in a video, audio recording or picture for the real way you act - drunk or otherwise.

Rebbecca hasselhoffed her dad when she put a video of him wasted on you tube!

Please don't hasselhoff that! I was so out of control last night, just delete it off your phone.

by dailyemerald.com/4front May 21, 2007

hasselhoffed

The state of being so entirely overwhelmed by your intoxication that you cannot eat a cheeseburger and must lay on the floor.

Holy shit man, I'm completely Hasselhoffed

by Nick Paganelli May 25, 2007

HasselAss

1. Used to describe a person who acts like Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Traits to describe are usually a blonde, woman, who supports the Republican administration, usually rich, and stupid, loud, thinks everyone who dosen't agree with her is a facist, and is unliked by the majority of people.

2. Also see bitch

Ex.

Person A:*flips her bleach blonde hair while pulling out $100 bills "I support the war in Iraq! They're the ones that destroyed the world trade centre!!"
Person B: "Your such a HasselAss!!"

by Democrats4ever July 1, 2009

Hasselhoff

Sponge bobs hairy friend who is also a babe!

fuck u david hasselhoff!

by Alexandra April 2, 2005

reverse Hasselhoff

when you place a picture of David Hasselhoff on your own screen and wait for a nosy friend to look at your screen.

after being Hasselhoffed, one lures that person to view a picture of Hasselhoff.
by placing the picture on his computer and bating them in. this is reverse Hasselhoff

by super-dude-h March 31, 2009