ma dick hard meet me somewhere 

What one says when one has had enough of someone's shit with whom they are conversing electronically.

Popularized by a prank caller on YouTube who recorded previous soundboarded phone calls against an irate black man. Using said recordings, the prankster called the irate black man and proceeded to use the man's own prerecorded voice to prank call himself. The defined phrase was uttered in the slew of hilarious, foul-mouthed ramblings of the man.

Search 'Irate Black Guy Calls Himself' on YouTube to hear the phrase.

I AIN'T NEVA BEEN CALLIN YO CRIB! NAH FUCK DAT! MA DICK HARD MEET ME SOMEWHERE, MOTHA FUCKUH!

ma dick hard meet me somewhere by Tyrone B. Anthony July 25, 2011

hard cock to suck 

Something that is difficult to accept, but must be done. The proper choice made more difficult because it runs counter to your normal beliefs.

I heard you're going to marry that girl you got pregnant. That's a hard cock to suck, man.

hard cock to suck by bandetox December 16, 2014

hard as a snarbuckle 

Newfoundland slang given to something edible that is really difficult to chew.

Aunt Mary baked some bisquits. I did not have the heart to tell her they were as hard as a snarbuckle.

hard as a snarbuckle by The Gewfie Newfie January 20, 2011

hard for a shard

when a male meth addict wants meth so bad he actually gets a hard on when he sees a meth rock

dude i havent done any meth all day omg i just got hard for a shard

hard for a shard by bellyboy65 September 26, 2012

Slippery hard cock ass slap 

when a man or a shemale whips there cock on there mates ass after wet vaginal sex

ugggghhhh yaasss babe i just Slippery hard cock ass slaped u, did u enjoy it?

Slippery hard cock ass slap by Bareback loard May 30, 2015

suck hard like the starting line 

something or someone that doesn't really suck too bad, but you like to pretend does.

Gib sucks hard like the starting line.

suck hard like the starting line by Oprah Noodlemantra March 13, 2004

Hard Pill to Swallow 

1. Something hard to accept. (eg. the ps3 was a flop, and that was a hard pill to swallow for Sony.)

2. A song by Blacklite District.

Jeez, that rejection was a hard pill to swallow.

Hard Pill to Swallow by SkeletonGuy November 22, 2018