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Hebrew Hammer

A Orthadox Jew Version Of Shaft. Like Undercover Brother But Jewish.
"Hammer, your the baddest Jew this side of Telavive!"
by Jew Power December 5, 2003
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hamberders

Cold hamburgers served at the White House. Often served with freedom fries and covfefe.
Great being with teh National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!
by TestyMcTestFace January 15, 2019
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j hammer

Short for 'judgement hammer'. A figurative object that is referenced to indicate a person who is being judgemental or prejudice.

Commonly used for calling someone out or describing a person that makes snap judgements.
Jordan: I didn't get a good vibe from her last night.

Steve: Don't go throwing the j hammer, you barely even talked with each other!
by RRCsteve February 26, 2011
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squeaky hammer

getting oral from a chick and then using her saliva as lube to have anal sex with her
I got bored from getting a blowjob from Tiff so i pulled out and gave her a squeaky hammer
by JBOMB February 25, 2006
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pitchforks and hammer handles

That's what we would say during a downpour.
It's raining "pitchforks and hammer handles". Maybe that was just a local Pennsylvania Dutch area thing.
by bob4712 January 11, 2011
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Austrailian Jack Hammer

When you're in the middle of having some wayward port riding you and you grab her by the shoulder to pull her down allowing you to utilize the mattress providing more force as you proceed to beat that pussy up like a cheap steak.
The other night I had this thot riding my cock when I decided to introduce her to the Austrailian Jack Hammer!!! Turned that moaner into a screamer!
by Dildo Dan April 16, 2015
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Floppy Hammer

When a guy has half a boner, but it is not all the way hard. Girls, if this happens to your mate, you better step it up bitches.
Peter: Dude, she only gave me a floppy hammer. What the hell?
by Furry Faggot November 19, 2010
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