Hamlet

1) verb. To deliberate incessantly about a course of action that will lead to the same conclusion in any case.

2) verb. To be or not to be.
3) noun. A small cottage.

1) Dude! stop hamleting. Whether you ask her out or not she's not gonna sleep with you.

2) S**t. He just pulled a hamlet.

3) I want to live in that hamlet

by phlat.boy January 13, 2009

halitosis

The benign form of bad breath preferable to phallitosis or breff.

Terry Smith, a very well respected Naval supply corps officer, was known for his halitosis, which was chronic, strong, and attracted buzzards and flies.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

Hamilton Heights

The western section of Harlem, runs west of St. Nicholas ave to the hudson river. A predominantly Dominican neighborhood thanks to Washington Heights being right above it, this area is home to famous landmarks such as Sugar Hill and the Hamilton Grange National Memorial.

Hamilton Heights is in Harlem, West Harlem to be exact.

by neineinein329 August 1, 2012

Hamilton Handshake

Breaking a bottle (usually in a bar fight) and stabbing somebody with the jagged ends.

Named after the crappy, industrial city in Ontario.

I went to the bar for a beer but instead, I ended up getting a Hamilton Handshake.

by zippypete April 21, 2009

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018

halitzer

Tactless, loud, self-obsessed rock band.

The halitzer at the show last night emptied out the whole floor.

by The Scenester September 22, 2008

Hamlet haircut

A Shakespeare play haircut.

Hey! Did you see his hamlet haircut? Shits got everyone fucked up today. He should be trying out for a Shakespeare play instead of coming to work like that.

by Haircutpolice May 30, 2015